CAIRNS
HHH NOTES & PHOTOS
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| Wait-a-While’s Wonderful Brothel Run - run 1766 | ||
The pack met at the now defunct establishment in Owen Close. A few chose to wear “night attire” of various descriptions. The run was a pleasant walk/run around the streets of Portsmith and along the creek in Fearnley Street where a Hasher who shall remain nameless but holds the title of Assistant GM, nearly gave a certain Harriette a heart attack by throwing a rock in the water and shouting “Crocodile” – he will keep!!! DON'T FORGET THE HASH BALL - 31 JULY AT THE GERMANIA CLUB LET HASH CASH KNOW IF YOU ARE GOING TO THE 1770 RUN - SHE NEEDS NUMBERS FOR CATERING!!! |
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| Sodonme's Sod of a Run - run 1765 | ||
It was “all go” at the House of Sodonme, the runners were separated from the walkers and the walkers told to board the F… Bus, with its plush leather seats and carpeted floor!! After a few attempts the bus was underway and the walkers dropped off at the end of Collins Avenue. The first part of the walk was great, along the creek into the reaches of Aeroglen. Then it was turn left and up the hill!! The climb went on and on, trail was lost and found again and then lost twice more with false trails. At one time I had visions of being on the mountain and never coming back down!! We eventually found our way, with the help of McTaf’s whistle and Alex’s light to be greeted by Kneetrembler at the drink stop, at the lookout on the Red Arrow. The runners never made the drink stop, they had found another way down!! It was then down the Red Arrow and back to Sodonme’s place. The circle got underway quickly as it was quite late by this time. Raffle was drawn and won (don’t know who by) The nosh was good, and it's On On to next week’s run. MOFL |
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Don't forget Hash Ball 31 July Germania Club |
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| Skiddy's Winter Hawaiian Night - run 1762 | ||
| A massive pack of 40 turned up to the wonderful, if dimly lit abode of virgins Sandy and Danny. A terrific night for returnees Bo Peep, Juggler & Nathan and welcome to virgins Chica And Robyn. It was a thrilling site to watch the pack flying by wearing traditional Hawaiian attire. Skiddy shepherded the pack on the trail about which there was much controversy. Is there trail, where, what trail. Nathan and Fetish nearly had a search party sent for them! Manu completely ignored the arrows heading down the goat track off Walsh St. Half the pack refused to attempt the opening trail up the top of Mayer's St, then refused to believe the hare herself when she attempted to reassure and guide the pack while on trail. Charges ensued. Manu being charged for having a safety sleep before last weeks run and sleeping right thru til this week. Fetish took a down down out of his new shoes, Losty for self aggrandisement. Manu to Handbrake for not being computer savvy. | ||
| Bazza joined Nogat for being old and Nogat's 150 walks, Tackle has notched up 300 runs and Betty 500. Metro turned on the ukulele entertainment which gave a true Hawaiian finish to the night along with cocktail umbrellas and pineapple hot dogs. Well done Skiddy.....On On Esmerelda | ||
**** See Breaking News for info on The Hash Ball **** |
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| Helmet’s washed out hideaway trail - run 1755 | |
| Great run, washed out trail, excellent nosh, no notes!! | |
Interhash is on in Kuching in July. |
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| Spread'ems Run - run 1754 |
| No notes, no photos - wasn't there so no idea. Sure to have been good!! |
| PRECIPITATION PRANCE - Run 1749 | ||
Yes, we know the notes said you are at Dancing queens run at Ravizza park but in hash things have a way changing dont ya know. Especially when it precipitates. Bucketed down. So the theme for the whole night was improvisation, which we did. The mystery live hare sent us away out of the park and onto a very long road. The second live hare Mctaf quickly remarked the washed away trail until we followed white tape. ON ON |
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| G.C.G'S GREAT CAVORT AND GALLOP AT DEADMAN'S GULLY - run 1747 | ||
| The pack eagerly awaited the arrival of Gay Cummy to send us on our way on his virgin run. Much was expected of our Cummy being a fit runner 'n' all. We left the starting point, followed trail, went here, went there, got to go down (!) steep embankments, through shiggy, eye off all the swanky homes in Argentea (oh no, that was on the way home) anyhoo.... ON the pack went. | ||
We were quite split by now because the runners must have been trying to impress very the fit visitors from Samoa, Paumuli and Pussy Snatcher, (how mean...stealing someone's.....cat).
Many protests were heard from Hand Brake and Nommy who got very prickly crutches, Tooty who got very prickly legs, Crunchy who got very prickly cra...umbrella, and anyone else that went through the prickly field. (classic hash trail). Boopy love the extra exercise stations found on the trail and was seen getting her leg over a large bar. The runners ran, walkers walked, and we............. .................eventually got back. |
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RETURNEES: Mctaf, Spanner, Retard, Pussy Bob. ON ON Betty and Crunchy |
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| TWISTY'S “PRETTY PRANCE” - run 1746 | ||
Flapps gave her run report "ummmm....it was brief", nothing about how pretty the run was 1.5/10 . Weed gave his report "well it wasn't too bad, all the walkers longcutted. All the walkers followed Manu Manu (who isn't pretty)". VIRGINS: were Brenton, Kym and Eric. RETURNEES: Maid Marion and Stubby (not pretty at all), and the 2 Oops or Oops look-a-like aka Diane who are both named the same. Kotex was lamenting the loss of her box. So every male hasher must make a deposit to her box to determine the offender. |
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| KOTEX KAPERS - run 1745 | ||
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A rowdy pack turned up to the house of Kotex (no, not a beauty salon) to enjoy? Koties latest attempts at setting trail and to welcome our new GM. Most of the pack attempted to ignore our illustrious Manu Manu but without taking any nonsense from anyone, he sent the pack away. On out of Monsoon Tce, down, down!!!! (ooh) the pack went onto the darkest depths of Forest Gardens. On along the highway for miles, across open fields, up a hill, over , through, round the back of St Therese's, up, over again, more up, along, trudging by this time and all expiring with thirst due to the false drink stop. Back we were at the keg, sweating and heaving. With little fanfare the new GM began his reign. Nathan a former virgin, returned to our fold as did Pullthru. Money shot celebrated her birthday with several rousing choruses. Kotex score a -2 (appropriate). Moneyshot, Betty, Weed, Mole and InOut were all charged for terrible deeds. After the circle ended, Losty awarded the P.O.W to Manu for forgetting to have the awards and the double donger still resides at Prickle and Helmets place. ON ON to all, Betty and Crunchy |
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