Hashers drifted in slowly, due to some confusion whether the ‘on home’ was at Machans or Holloways.   However, PRO arrived early!

Pro’s run report mentioned that it was a scenic run along roads, through bush and fences and awarded 5.6, minus 3.6.   The walkers report said 2/10, so all in all 5/10 total is pretty good.

Returnees:  Stacey,  Madam Slash,  Write-off.

Charges:  Twisted Sista was charged with having a cider named after her.   Master for the lack of clear marking.   Pro for complaining (as usual).  Write-off for not pointing out the markings.   Bullseye for low profile.

Birthdays:  Madam Slash,  Write-off and Slag.

Would those hashers who have awards hidden in their car, cupboards, bedrooms or bathrooms,  please bring them along next week!      There was some discussion re special shirt for Nash Hash – see Hash Facebook page for sample and details.

Notices:  A.G.P.U. 11^th March at Kneetrembler’s house.   Please consult with him about  what food you are willing to bring along, and more importantly, consider who you wish to elect into office for the coming year.

Write-off mentioned that if there are any Hash orphans on Australia Day, take yourself along to 190-194 Irene Street, from 3 pm onwards.   Bring your own refreshments and maybe some nibbles, etc to share.

Rig the Raffle:  Xtractit got the white     Master F got the red

On, on to Pro’s Run next week from his house in the Little Mulgrave – 5 pm (or thereabouts) start.    No need to bring plates, etc

Cheers,  Tutti

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It was a damp, cool evening as our small but enthusiastic group left ‘home’ and headed for the hills in Freshwater.  Into the bush, doing a loop around to come out on trail heading down the road and onwards.    Our standin GM requested McTaff give run report and this started with……’It was lovely walking in this urban setting, passed houses where the Harriettes happily viewed young men with hairy chests……’  best not to continue that report, but he awarded the run 2/10.

Returnees:  KT, also Pimp (all the way from WA).

Charges:   Pimp for ‘watering’ in the park:  Bullseye for shortcutting:  Kotex for wingeing on trail (so what is new!):  KT was standin for Twisted Sista and Pro was standin for BT for losing BT’s keys………..in her bed!!!!!   Pro, Tutti and McTaff for low profile (Mole and Royal should’ve been included in that!:  Pimp for being drunk after one beer some time ago!:   BettyBoop for not wearing The Shirt on the run.  Mole awarded Weed’s cap-0-the week to someone, can’t remember who.     Rig the raffle won by Slag.

Mole reminded us of a Nash Hash Update Meeting for this Wednesday night – 6 pm same address as last time.  Be there, or be square!

Tasty nosh cooked by Royal, and fruit cake served by 49er.

On, on to Mistress’ run at her house at Machans Beach next Monday, when it may not be raining!

Cheers,  Tutti

The Hashers all gathered under the lovely tree at the Japanese Memorial Garden in the grounds of our new Cairns Performing Arts Centre and heeded Pythagorarse’ directions for the run, being ‘head off left’ – so we did.  Questions were asked as to why we were running around the hot streets of inner Cairns when the cool Esplanade was just a step away, but never mind, as usual the company was pleasant.  Not Yet awarded a 4 for an enjoyable walk in spite of the bad smell around the inner drain, and Supa’s comments were ‘thought it would be at least a 5-6 k run along the Esplanade’ and only awarded a 3.

Charges:  Prickle, for talking:  Write off for Shirt abuse:  Mistress for parking in a pushbike space:  Kotex and Not Yet for trying to be twins:  Bull’s Eye, BT and Tutti for being the Oslo triplets.  McTaff reminded us that awards had not been handed on which reminded everyone that Betty Boop was not wearing ‘The Shirt’ again on the run!

Pro read out some salient points from a Cairns 600 Run note sheet, and it seems everyone is hot for the Tan Blue Beer.     Jokes came from Write Off, Xtractit and Royal T.  The raffles were won by Pro and Moaning Lisa.   Kotex then handed out kits consisting of a plate, small square bowl, tea towel and eating irons to those that wanted them – very handy just to keep in one’s car and take to each run.

So it’s On, on to 49er’s run next Monday at Jalarra Park in Stratford.

Cheers,  Tutti.

The rain had stopped for a while and the sun was setting over the hills as we were advised re the special ‘Cutlery HHH’ run markings, the ‘on back’ drawing received plenty of comments from the mob.  However, we all took off in the southerly direction, as advised, and enjoyed a run/walk in the cool of the evening.   Nostrildumarse awarded 1/10 because the run marks were in ancient old Norse Rune!  Kotex, awarded 3/100 because her hair got messed up – not sure just how that happened.

Charges:  Kotex for gathering bottles, etc, which only amounted to 30c:  Pecker for losing the pack;  Supa for impersonating Pro:  ML for not completing the training of Two Gashes on how to set a run:  Slag for not being able to count the number of women!!!:  Bulldog for sending loving texts:  BT for talking:  Supa for impersonating Santa:  ML for hooning (?):  Twisty for low-profile:  and Weed to represent JC at this Christmas time so that the JC song was able to be sung.  Hashy birthday for Twisty.

Awards:  ML gave the cap to (I think) Weed for shortcutting and Spreadem got the dummy-spit for not bringing in the other wooden award.

Rigtheraffle:  Pecker got the red and Bulldog the white.

Everyone enjoyed the yummy nosh so many thanks to Two Gashes and ML.

On, on to the run next week from the Japanese memorial garden in Grafton Street – at the side of the Cairns Performing Arts Centre.

Hashy New Year to All

Tutti

The Commitee Run from the Crown had a great turn up considering it was bucketing down rain we all had umbrellas and rain jackets.

Unfortunately, the Trail that was set by Masterfarter had been washed out twice. He made a brief appearance before he went to visit family up the hill thank you for your efforts.

So a stroll in all our Christmas attire around the streets to the GMs Unit by the pool under cover.

Circle was held more rain for a change.

Welcome back, Nostrildumass, Lemming, Betty Boop & McTaff.

Loads of mini raffles - thanks Kotex

Best dressed was no name Davide Di, he rocked his outfit. 

Back to the Crown hotel for Dinner & Drinks, thanks again to Kotex for organising Snacks & Dinner with the Crown.

Some badges & recognition for run numbers given outby Mole.

GM -Xtractit -101 runs

A very steamy afternoon for a run through the swamp area of Holloways, a good run/walk but most of the walkers were obviously not moving fast enough for the huge numbers of mossies that landed on our backs.  However it was soon out onto the Esplanade and away around the streets to ‘on home’.    A cool drink and a swim in the pool were a welcome relief.   BT gave a walkers report and awarded a 5/10m while Pythagorarse said that it was a winding, round-about run through the swamp, with Pro seeming to be running in the reverse direction but awarded a 4.5.

MF was charged for trying to confuse everyone by using different coloured tape as markers. BT chg Kotex for giving her a ‘duff torch’ – think that meant a torch without   batteries!!!  BettyBoop Chg the GM for changing her name to BT.  Confusing!

Betty Boop has to keep the shirt for another week because she didn’t wear it on the run,

Pro was awarded the large ……… for trying to confuse the runners by going in reverse!!

Whew……must be the heat affecting everyone I reckon.

Rig the raffle (again)   Kotex won the white and Pro the Red.  Magnificent pasta nosh MF, you really excelled.

Next weeks Christmas run from the Crown hotel, so wear your Christmas gear, have a great night out and everyone have a wonderful Christmas Day.  

Harriettes – see you all at the ‘Pirate Ship’ end of the Esplanade on the 26^th for a stroll around Cairns, hopefully in the cool air.

Merry Hashy Christmas

Tutti

Welcome back Betty Boop, McTaff from Camberra.

Returnees Nostrildumass, Retard, TeePee.

AWARDS-
Wanka Tshirt went to Betty Boop

Dummy spit - 2 Gashes

Once again - Spreadem is still holding on to the prick awards.

Well done Lemming, no mossies or other creepy crawly creatures were encountered while wandering around the Wetlands……maybe it was just too hot for them to be out seeking our blood!  Kotex awarded a 3/10 – said the walk was a bit short.  Pro only awarded 2/10.  However we all enjoyed a different area to be walking, away from the hot roads.  Yes it was over 43 deg today in Cairns!

Charges:  Nostril chg Lemming for using non-environmental red paint for the arrows;  49er chg Moaning Lisa for interfering with a turtle – it had only just managed to scale the bank of the pond and he ‘threw’ it back in;  Xtractit chg 49er for loss of control of her bicycle in the city on Friday; Kotex chg Xtractit and Nostril for trying to drive cars without refueling; Nostril chg RoyalT for not rushing to their aid;  Pro was chg for trying to drive a car without a battery;  BT chg. Kotex for too much talking (how unusual);  RA was chg for the very hot weather.  BT and Tutti were chg for trying to be twins ! and Fiddler won mention for low profile.

Awards:  Nomi gave the cap to Royal T for calling one of the harriettes an “old woman”.   49er got the shirt for winging.

Goat curry and rice for nosh and when I left, Pro was anxiously awaiting RACQ to arrive with a new battery – hope you made it home alright Pro.

On, on next week to Madam Slash’s run from the drop-structure off Ramsay Drive.

Tutti

And a super run it was, along canals (drains) where a young crocodile was sighted by some, out along stretches of roads, through the graveyard and jungles of Edge Hill, on and on, and on (about 8.5 kms)– well that was for the runners.   The wiser walkers made their own trail and back tracked on home.   A very warm evening with lots of liquid consumed with Kotex asking for the empties to be put in a big bin so that she could claim back the 10c now available on returns.  Xtractit awarded 4/10, while Helmut 5/10.

Returnees were welcomed:  Big Bazza, MF, 49er,

Charges: Prickle who first saw the little croc;   Not Yet pulled a muscle (not sure which one); Write Off for allowing Fuggly to be free walked;  Twisted Sista for doing it!!!  Kotex for picking up bottles for the 10c; Xtractit for wearing ‘that’ turban which really isn’t as good as Freddy Mercury’s;  Helmut for carrying cans?  49er for jaywalking; Royal T for not taking his raffle red home last week!!! (lucky to see that again!);  Mistress for having a knickers accident at Rusties Markets.  TTF was a stand-in for Mofl for her birthday…….hope it was a happy day for you Mofl.

Awards: Kotex gave the cap to Nom-de-Plume for wingeing, so Nomi made a reverse charge to Koty for the same thing….very confusing.

Raffles:  Mistress won the red and Supa won an “Ellis Beach Bag”

On, on to Lemming’s run next Monday.

Cheers,  Tutti

NB.  Sorry these notes are a little late but my computer has been sick for a little while but all is good now!

Some rather weary looking hashers turned up for the Run and all saying what a great weekend we enjoyed at Ellis Beach on the 2222 Run.  Lots of comments were flying backward and forward about this and that, mainly(as usual) the banner was stolen, we ‘seemed’ to have run out of bubbly too early…..hmmm! and that maybe the run was a little too long in the heat of the afternoon, but all in all a great time was had by all.

Vistors:  Captain Planet    Returnees:  Supa Stork. Write Off and NoKnickers.

Pecker advised that there was a drink stop and that he would drive any stragglers home from it, if needed.   Captain Planet awarded a 7/10 for a well set run for the runners, while for the walkers said that the drink stop should have been from the top of the hill but awarded a 4/10…………so is that an 11/10, what the!

Charges:   Pro charged Moaning Lisa for saying No, No to putting a beetle on Two Gashes back.   No Knickers for spilling drinks at the 2222 Run;  Slag for managing to keep our mettle down-down cups safe (using paper ones instead).   Moaning Lisa charged Pecker for such a steep hill in the run.   Captain Planet charged Royal T for getting a ride home, on the downhill part of the run..   BT, NoKnickers, Nomi, Tutti and Twisted were all charged for talking in the circle…….how unusual!    BT was charged for losing her keys – even when she was shown them, somehow (bleary eyed) said they were not hers!

A Susie Wong proxy charged Pro for moaning about the 2222 Run.  Captain Planet charged for his phone call in the circle.   NoKnickers for calling Kotex the GM. Kotex for not accepting a shave when offered. Nomi for complaining about the lack of music at 2222 . Prickle Magnet for the prettiest tutu.   Xtractit for a good weekend all round.

P.O.W. went to Kotex for wingeing.   The Shirt..can’t read my scribble but think it was Helmut

Run awards to:-  Helmut 304,  Slag 219,  Pecker 71,  Twisted Sista 500,  Pro 1001

These totals are approximate.

Raffles  Prickle won the Frontier Cooler, Nomi the white wine, Royal T the red.
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On, on to Supa’s run next Monday from his place of business at 144 Mulgrave Road.

E&OA   Cheers, Tutti

Walking on the pathway near all the lovely ducks on the pond was a pleasant start to the Run, then it was back to ‘workin’ on the railway’ around the hill passed the school and eventually into southern Bayview Heights where the walkers lost trail and all wandered around seeking deliverance.   Pecker seemed to find some shredded paper along the railway line but we were all distracted by the drink stop arriving!  Well it was a hot evening and we were all thirsty!  Then we all set off down the road to the highway and back around the hill On Home!   Not Yet awarded a 4/10 for the runners and Pecker, also a 4/10 for the walkers.

Charges:   Koty for being disrespectful.  Supa charged Mole for not being able to get away from Kotex, however she ran away from the drink stop.  Kneetrembler for also trying to get away.   Helmet for providing a non-alcoholic drink stop.  Moaning Lisa for trying to take a short-cut up the bank and sliding down again, and more or less taking a longer way home.

Awards:  The Shirt – evidently Moaning Lisa told Two Gashes that she didn’t have to wear the Shirt on the run, so now she has to have it for the next run.  Not fair, I say, ML should have to do it!!!   Helmet got the dummy spit for finding the lost walkers at the drink stop.    Dancing Queen related that the Big P…….was located in Spreadem’s en suite at the new house. Moaning Lisa and Two Gashes for PDA in the pool.   Nomi for getting a ride home from the drink stop.   Lookalike Tutti stood in for a birthday song for Weed.

Royal T told a ‘long drop’ joke – that was long and amusing. Great nosh and bickies for dessert – thanks Prickle.

Raffles:  Moaning Lisa and Guv

The GM handed out ‘must bring to the 2222 run’ notes and asked hashes to please bring tables and some battery powered lights out to Ellis Beach and reminded us to minimize the use of glass anything, and pick up any rubbish we see – must leave the area in tidy fashion.

On, on to Ellis Beach for the 2222 Run and then Peckers on Monday.

Cheers,  Tutti

The Hare said ‘trail is marked in chalk arrows and shredded paper’, (well, what a surprise!)  and trail is on that way’ as he pointed to a row of trees above a dry creek. It was pleasant walking/running around in some park land and then on to pathways not often travelled.   There was some discussion as to whether the hare had said ‘two arrows and you’re on a false trail’ – or was that – ‘you’re on trail’.  We all made our choices and ran on.   A few of us trailed back along the huge drain behind the industrial complex and so enjoyed the parkway again.   Supastork, for the runners, said,’The run was all over very quickly’ even tho’ the Hare said it had taken about two hours to set! -2/10.   Prickle Magnet, for the walkers said, “Well marked” 5/10.  So that’s a 3/10 all up!

Visitors:  Pirate of the Queerabean and Frozen Balls from Oslo/Stockholm

Returnees:  Dancing Queen, Twisted Sista, Pro, Fiddler and Guv.

Charges: 
Two Gashes and Moaning Lisa for PDA in the circle.
Slag for not having a drink stop, even tho’ we ran passed the pub.
Spreadem for something to do with (or without) a toilet.Not Yet for turning Kotex’s bottle brush bush into a real bottle brush by hanging empty bottles in it.             
Supa and Pro for arguing about trail.
Pecker and Frozen Balls for wrong trail.
Supa for being a media tart, not only in the paper but TV as well!!!!

Awards: 
Guv was given the Large P……,    Two Gashes the illustrious Shirt, and the Soft titty to Fiddler, for reasons I did not write down and now can’t remember!

Raffles:   Cairns HH Shirt won by Frozen Balls,  Nathan the Red,  Spreadem the White.

The GM urged that hashers attending the Ellis Beach TuTu run to get busy making large iceblocks – mainly so that we can use one to sit Spreadem on – no really, we need them to keep the drinks cool.   Harriettes were reminded that Wiggles’ run is this Wednesday from her Penthouse in Spence Street.   Gather on the pavement outside from 5.30 pm and remember that it is Halloween so bring lollies for the children !?!

On, on to Prickle Magnet’s run from their house at Forest Gardens next Monday.

Tutti Fruitti

PLEASE PUT SOME LARGE CONTAINERS IN THE FRIDGE WITH WATER
TO MAKE ICE FOR CAMP 2222. 

THANK YOU.

It was pleasant to run/walk round the suburb seeing a few previously uncharted streets in the green area of south Cairns.  Mole’s Run Report said the runners found an arrow, then another, then no more arrows, no shredded whatever, after finally tracking down an arrow along another road they ran past the walkers who had wandered along enjoying the scenery.   However, a 2 was the score.  Helmet, for the walkers also awarded a 2.

Lots of trivial charges were made in the circle with Koty rushing about picking the occasional abandoned bottle from the grass.  Virgin, No-name-Nathan was welcomed.

Two Gashes won the raffle.

Hashers were asked to please pay the balance owing for the TuTu run at Ellis Beach so that purchases for grog, food etc can begin.  Out GM requested that Hashers please try and pre-freeze large blocks of ice to bring along to Ellis to keep the grog cool.

Thanks Koty for a tasty nosh and it’s On, On to Slag’s run next Monday.  

Mole called for the group to be quiet so that we could hear the running instructions from the ‘garden gnome’ in the bushes  -  wait!  It was not a gnome it was Not Yet who had climbed up on the wall to give the news of the run to come.   Down, along and up again on a well marked, fairly longish trail.  MF said ‘Yep, good run’ for the runners, while 49er said it was 10/10!

Returnees:
Kneetrembler, Pecker, and Defeatus

Charges:
Moaning Lisa, Two slashes, Defeatus and Nomi for talking in the circle.
Spreadem and Mistress for getting a ride ‘on home’ after they got lost because they were talking so much and lost trail!!!
Kotex for being unable to find trail, even though she was standing on an Arrow!   Not the first time she has done that!
The Hare for quoting “Trail is marked only on chalk” and yet we found Shredded paper – Hare recharged Madam Slash and Write Off for leaving - This from recent run.
Pecker was charged for his liking of whipping 49er – wot the!

Awards: 
POW cap to Nomi;   the Titty to 49er;  The Shirt from Sodonme, via Write Off to Lemming because his name isn’t on it.

Notices:
Kotex asked everyone to please pay the balance (or some more monies) for your 22 22 Run and best get in and reserve camping spots with the rest of the hashers so that we ‘own’ that section of the ground.

Mole reminded everyone that there is a Nash Meeting at 6 pm Wednesday of this week at Value Homes offices on Mulgrave Road.

Raffles won by Two Slashes and Spreadem……congrats.

And it’s On, On to Kotex Run next week.

It was a lovely evening for a walk/run at Yorkey’s and the Hare instructed us to “go down to the beach and turn left (even though he was signaling right), go along the beach until you come to some trees which you should go around if the tide is not too high, or go through the bush and find the path starting point for more instructions.”  We did, well most of the group did, others just returned back along the beach.  Then ‘trail’ was to follow the path northwards and then came back southwards along the beach, which we also did!     Happy to do so as it had been a hot day and the sea breeze was great!  We then all adjourned to Lemming’s home for the Circle and Nosh so that we didn’t disturb the beach-side apartments with our chatter and songs.  Lots of nuts and dip for ‘entrée’ and tasty ‘chicken curry’ – well that was what the Hare called it – very tasty anyway, along with the chips and hash browns.

Visitors:  Moaning Lisa and Two Gashes from Yeppoon, Rancid Bickie and No Name Joan –fairly sure, from Melbourne.

Charges: The Hare (of course) and Spreadem for talking (as usual), then Spreadem gaily tossed her metal drink mug over her shoulder catching Lemming in the face – hope the teeth are OK Lemming.

Mole was charged for running out onto the sand spit to escape the clutches of Not Yet.

Not Yet charged for stalking Mole.

Guv and Spreadem for PDA

Wait-a-While charged for climbing higher than Kneetrembler on the Great Wall of China on their recent trip………go WAW!

Madam Slash was a stuntdouble for the GM (for something).

Spreadem charged  many times for Talking in the Circle, and just being a nuisance!

Fuddley awarded the POTW cap . to Rancid Bickie, 49er received the Spit the Dummy for trying to get Nomi out the front on a trumped up charge!?!

Mole reminded us of the Harriettes Luncheon for this Wednesday, and the GM and Slag encouraged everyone to get their nomination (and money) in for the Ellis Beach TuTu Run, asap.     On, on to Not Yet’s mansion for next Monday’s Run.

Cheers,  Tutti (not TuTu)

The usual run instructions were given:  no hills, no shiggy, well marked, etc but also all the Harriettes were handed a shiny tiara to wear in celebration of the Queen’s Birthday – must say that we all looked just loverly wearing them!   Madam Slash awarded the run 4.5  and Master F awarded a 4, with the comment that it was a well marked run until the rain came.    If I remember rightly it was only a light shower so goodness knows!!!!

Write-Off nominated Wait-a-While as a standin, stunt double for the Queen.

Returnees:  Bullseye, Retro, Pokee, Prickle Magnet, Guv and NomdePlume

Charges and Complaints:  Nomi and PK for wandering off into the darkness and getting lost.   Guv complained there was not enough rain.

All the ex Poms were asked to gather for a photo – so of course they did!

Awards:  Large wooden item was given by WAW to BT to hand to Bullseye – yeh I know, very confusing it was.    The PoW cap was given to Fuddly because he had allowed Write-off to shave his lovely curly hair off!  Sacrilege, I say!

Jokes: from Pecker, and a long and involved joke about counting three trees from Write-off.    Raffles were won by Retro and BT

Notes:  Babinda HHH next week – free camping for all.

Please hand in your $20 deposit for the 222 Ellis Beach Camping Run

Next Nash Hash Meeting 17^th October at Value Homes office.

Gordonvale Races next weekend – horse races not Hash races.

Next weeks run is Lemmings at the South End of Yorkeys Beach NOT at this house because we are a noisy lot!!!

On, on,   Tutti.

Fun walking around the streets with landing aeroplanes very close overhead…interesting!  Then we got to the Esplanade and it was lovely walking along there in the breeze, almost to the far northern end, before diverting across a ‘forbidden entry’ paddock, and then on home.   Spread’em gave it a 3/10 but did remark that it was well marked.

Returnees were welcomed back and charges were laid.   The raffles were won by BT and 49er and then Xtractit stood in for our absent RA and did two namings for NoNameAnne and NoNamePaul who received names that I can’t repeat!  Ask them at the next run!

Xtractit should have been charged for confabulating (!?!) her words.

Pleasant run, good company and yummy food.  Thanks Mistress.

On,On to BT’s holiday weekend run next week.

Rig the raffle - Pro & Nostrildumass

Awards - prick small - Crackpot

POW Hat - brought along by Fiddler awarded  to Lemming.

Others- still on holidays with Not yet.

Naming of visitor no name Michael - Rancid Bickie

Hymns for McTaff & Royal T

Great night - good run for Runners & Walkers split. Top Nosh once again. High scoring run. 

Thank you Madam Slash..

Remember to register as soon as you can for the 2222 Run.

The Hare handed out several maps of the Run in the hope that no-one would get lost…..well I think that was the intention.  It was a right turn and then on over to the Graveyard, out onto Greenslopes and into the jungle.  Madam Slash gave the walkers report and a 4/10,  while Russian MF, who reckons it was 7.5 k run and awarded 3/10. Pecker and Write Off admitted that they just walked back from the Graveyard  -  slackers!

Returnees  Supa, Defeatus and Crackpot

Charges:  Write Off for leaving Fuddley, Tutti for talking in the circle, BT for driving on wrong side of the road, Lemming for having to go to Court tomorrow for DD, Mistress for LowProfile, Pecker for not calling out when he fell over in the graveyard !!! Slag for trying to take a photo……of himself!, Supa for posing with a strange article and enjoying it and Pro for saying he visited a grave.   Well, I mean, who didn’t.

Good nosh and plenty of it …..thanks Spread’em.  Its On, on to Madam Slash/WriteOff’s Run next week at the drop-structure off Ramsay Drive

Cheers.

All gathered at Xtractits front yard and finally when Pro arrived we knew it was time to take off…….so we did.    BT raced off in one direction, Pro the other and the rest of us waited for their call…..Pro had joined up with BT and yelled ‘On, on”, so we went further up Minnie Street, behind the school and a further check.  Most of the group took off to the right, a couple turned around to go back down Minnie and a couple of others went left out to Mulgrave Road.     Eventually we arrived back at the pool and were sitting around having a drink and nibbles when we were instructed to take our drinks and go outside and around the corner so that we could have the circle IN THE STREET, in Water Street, outside a familiar building’s parking area,  ‘Cause there are lights’. Some stood on the pavement and others on the road, dodging cars and people coming and going into the carpark!

Guv awarded a 3/10 for the run but BT said it was a 10/10.   Returnees were Xtractit, KT and Farcanel.    Pecker was suitably serenaded for his birthday.

Mistress and MFarter were late arriving because they went to the wrong address so MF did a little run down to the Esplanade and back on his own.  Lemming said the bus he had boarded was going North but eventually arrived in Cairns.

Many charges were given: Spread’em called out Graeme instead of Guv. Wait-a-While was a stand-in for Losty (because we were at his last known address).  Slag charged Pro for being a media tradie “posing with the other tradies at the Pyramid Run. And BT charged Kotex for her endless talking  (who knew?)

Awards:  Xtractit handed WAW the big ……  Guv handed ‘the shirt’ to Sodome for stealing Spread’em’s dry clothes while she was in the pool.  Fiddler awarded the little …. To Kotex for something, who knows!

When no-one offered a joke it seems that was the button pushed for Lemming to start with a whole string of one liners, so we all went back inside the fence to the swimming pool area for good nosh of  ham, chicken, buns and lots of salads.

On, on to Spread’em’s Run next week.

Yes, it was a beautiful moonlight evening and being out at Holloway’s Beach the scenery was pretty good – well that was when we were driving home along the beach frontage.  A good turn-out of Hashers for the run, marked with chalk and shredded whatever, and there was a drink stop which hardly anyone found!!   Actually Pro was given a downdown because he was the only hasher to find the drink stop and then boasted about it.  

We did have a couple of visitors and returnees but I’m afraid this scribe was very tired, arrived almost late for the run and left early so did not have time to accurately record all the happenings of the evening.  Did note that there was a discussion raised by Mole about whether or not we should spend some of our money in the bank on subsidizing the proposed run at Ellis Beach – a vote was taken and the majority agreed that the money should be used to benefit those that wish to take part on the 9/10/11^th November, so please refer to the Cairns HHH webpage for further info.  Nosh was served and I must say it looked yummy, sorry I was too tired to partake.

From your weary scribe……On, on to Xtractit’s run –check website for address.

A very confusing start to the Run with MF taking off in one direction, Supa in another and the mob hanging about a bit until ‘On” was called in another direction!!!  The trail was around roads, alongside drains and then into the scrub toward the beach – lovely – it came back to the road again and then around and about again, achieving 7/20 by the two run reports.

Returnees were Sodonme, Mistress and visitor was Michael (DNA’s father).  Also the gorgeous dog Sonny (I think that is his name)     A few fairly lame charges were made and some even feebler jokes were told.  Not sure who won the raffle but it wasn’t me – I do remember that!

Mole mentioned the proposed bike ride up at Walkamin  and reminded those about getting in touch with her if you need to put bikes on Weed’s ute for travel up there.   .   No advice about the Ellis Beach camp weekend as yet – watch this space!  Then it was on to a yummy roast pork nosh, with ice-creams for dessert – who could ask for more!

On, on until MF’s run next Monday.

Tutti

We gathered beside the beautiful swimming pool and vegie garden in Lemmings back yard and the hare said ‘it’s a flat walk marked with white arrows so follow them’ and so we did.    Very surprised to see painted arrows on the roadside and then amazingly, on the grass!!!  Lovely walking back and forth around and across the golf course, being very careful to avoid walking on the greens. (well, most of us were careful).   Fortunately the crocodiles kept out of sight and all the golfers had either been eaten or had just gone home.    We had a fairly potent drink stop and then it was on home.

Walkers report:  Fiddler stated “easygoing walking, nice smooth grass but had to try and escape under the fence!”  5/10.     Runners report:  Supa there weren’t any crocs and it was strange because first there were 4 runners, then 3, and then only two!! 

Charges:  Kotex & Spread’em for trying to have a shower in the sprinklers. Supa for crossing the greens – sacrilege, and Lemming for actually using a paint for the arrows on the run!!!   Two interloping virgins were charged.    Nomi was a standinstuntdouble for Retard being a media tart. and Kotex a standinstuntdouble for NoKnickers.   MF for being Mr Remarkable having to be GM, Keg master and wearing a girdle.  (who writes this rubbish?)

Announcements:  Harriettes Luncheon at Cazalys this Wednesday.  Lemmings suggested we all gather every last Saturday in Babinda for a run, mainly because free camping is available within easy walking distance to the pubs.   19^th August Walk to Tolga along the old railway line – contact Mole if you want your cycle taken up there in Weed’s truck.

‘Nosh is ready’ said Lemming – a hot pot and chile-con-carne and small packets of rice which you will have to microwave as needed (good idea actually).  There were also two salads and bread on the table so all was good.

On, on to Poolwood Road for a run next week.

Cheers,

Tutti   

Quite a crowd gathered for the run and were told it had been set on white arrows and white shredded paper (amazing!) and if we went out the ‘back gate’ we would soon find trail.   Most of the gang started strolling off to the West but not Pro of course, he raced off to the East searching for trail and disappeared into the gloom of evening!

We all wandered about for a bit and then in was ‘on, on’ and down into a drain that luckily didn’t have any water in it, and everyone headed North.  Some of the clever hashers bypassed getting into and out of the drain and walked along the path to end up near the mob walking along Anderson Street, heading West again.   The hare had us all crossing very dangerously over Pease Street where the runners took off into the dark and the walkers faithfully followed on trail around West Cairns and into Legoland to find the drink stop in the parking area at the Brinsmead Hotel.   Everyone just found their own way ‘on home’ after that and all arrived safely for a refreshing drink.

The run report was given by Pro (again) who gave a 3.265 and BT gave a similar number for the walker’s report…….must’ve been true then!!!   The Hare was taken to task for making us all cross the road dangerously instead of at the lights, but he denied that anyway.  Then we all sang Hashy Birthday for W-A-W.

We had 4 virgins present, Steve who is recovering from a nasty accident (what a way to recover), BT’s sister from Belfast, and two other younger and pleasant girls who are just visiting Cairns at the moment.   Another visitor was the long lost AC DC and it was great to see him looking so well!

There were many and varied charges given before Bullseye presented the small, silver, item to Spreadem…….’cause she needs it’   The ‘shirt’ is still absent with Defeatus – we may see it again one day!       Chopper, who had prepared a chef’s stew, ‘straight from the pages of his cook book’ stated that there was enough to go around everyone just so long as they were circumspect in the size of their helping, and so they were.

It’s On, On to Lemming’s run at 77 Wattle Street, Yorkeys Knob next Monday!

Cheers,

Tutti

The Hashers gathered at Jilarra Park (formerly Lilly Hill Farm) and were informed by Nomi that the trail was clearly marked, mainly on the left of the street, with white chalk and there was no shiggy.  “It is about 6.5 ks long with a few hills”  Most hashers followed trail but some decided to avoid the hills and just walk along the main road to the railway station and then turn back.   The arrows were very clearly seen and were followed up and down hills and up again passed the little church and near to Blue Hill Street, then down to the main road and on home.   Pro awarded 6.325, or was that 5.326, and reckoned it was nearer to 8 ks long, and then Chopper – who happened to be a ‘ring in’ to the circle suggested it was a 10/10!!!   

Chopper was charged for being seen in his car, dropping off Going Down, even though it was just around the corner from his house, then he promptly went home to watch TV.

BT was a ‘stand-in’ for the GM who used her phone on the run!   Silly GM.

Media tart charge was for Kotex – seen in the Cairns Post with VD chatting up the Garden Guru (or should that be the Garden Gnome) at Cairns Show.

Lemming and Pro won the raffle prizes, and Tutti has been charged to deliver Cupcake’s prize won last week.

Pro mentioned that Cairns HHH will be having a camping weekend at Ellis Beach on 9/10/11 November – a TwoTwoTwo (or TuTuTu) weekend!   Keep posted for further details.

Mole suggested we have a Hashers Bike Ride/Stroll from Walkamin soon, as ‘they’ have pulled up the railway lines and it would be a suitable track for a ride/walk – more details will be posted soon.

Harriettes Run this Wednesday at Holloways Beach – be there or be square!

On, on….Tutti

These may not be the facts of the Run but a rough interpretation of same .

It was noted that the Kneetrembler Establishment needed a coded number to open the new gates so luckily Wait-a-While knew the combo and let us in! 

The Hare told the ‘gathering’ that the short Run was marked with shredded paper and arrows (how unusual) and because it was so short there would not be a drink stop.  Off we went, behind buildings, along the drains, across the road into the ‘bush walk’ beside the yukky creek, out onto the roads and along behind Raintrees SS.   Lot of noise at the round-about where hundreds of white cockatoos were lodging for the night – quite nervous walking beneath them – and some of the pack decided to walk through the Heritage Village, only to be confronted with fences all around and so it was ‘on back’ to the cockies and then along the main road ‘on home’.    Writeoff (1) gave the Run 3/10 but Writeoff (2) gave it a 4/10.

Returnees:  Bumper Sticker, Guv, Not Yet, Nostrildumass.
Visitor;       Writeoff (from somewhere South)
Raffles won by Master Farter and Madam Slash

A couple of pathetic jokes were told by Guv (or perhaps Writeoff (1)) and Lemming.

Dancing Queen advised that she was moving to Babinda on Wednesday, but would keep in touch. Good luck to DQ at her new home from all of us.  Mole mentioned the Harriettes luncheon on Wednesday this week, also that there will be a Nash Hash Meeting at 6.00 pm, Value Homes, office on Wednesday 18^th – parking will be available around the back of the building away from the Show traffic parking.

On, on to 49er’s Run at the Northern end of Yorkeys Knob next week.

Cheers,

Tutti

23 Runners turned out for the Balaclava Committee Run

Hare - Masterfarter set on fluoro orange tape due to the rain... Which some markings had disappeared. So a few false trails were found due to the stolen marks. 7/10 

A quiet hash hushed circle was by the side of road on Ishmail Street prior to tea.

Nosh was at the Hotel.

No Rig the raffle.

Welcome drinks to visitors & returnees..

Wanka shirt given out

Long Wooden shlong from BT to someone but did not have it at the circle as it was still in the car.

Xtractit remembered to Bring pros bottle of wine he left behind x3 weeks ago.

On On to next week.   Next week Kneetrembler 

Thank you committee.

Great run we all lost trail around the same spot as the run that was set for Trinity.

Nosh was absolutely tasty. With guacamole, corn chips, sour cream, beans, jalapenos. 

Dips all snacks at a delicious standard. +++ 

Visitor - Xyz & .... From WA Perth Harriettes, where the boobs bounce best.

The song hamersley take it up the arse was sung for XYZ.

Pro was complaining that someone stole his wine from last week.. Was left behind.. But I think by the looks of the photos he's found a new lady to play with that will hold his beer.. 

Spreadem found her lost jacket.

At the start Mistress was looking a little frazzled as more & more people kept arriving so at 6 pm we had 23 including 3  Virgins would you believe, it's a miracle ...

Then Off on the run ... oh my goodness ... how mad arrows crossed out, WTF.
Well the runners ran on looking for something that resembled a trail then it was On flour, On paper, On arrows all On On and WHAT The F%$k.. 3 DRINK Stops.. Madness just Brilliant ..

Back to the circle.. 
New People everywhere Virgins -No name Anna, No Name Paul & Mistresses daughter .. 
Welcome our Visitors - Sugar Tits & Ride the Tide (USA - running from TRUMP)
Then we had Old Hashers return after having a 7 year break, Leming & Peep Show.

Rig the raffle - GM Xtractit & Prostitute 

Prizes - Wanka shirt of the week - Kotex
The two cock awards were being stockpiled by Bullseye..so prizes removed by force from Bullseye by Slag, now back in circulation.
Awarded the long wooded shlong to Mistress & the silver one to 49er.

Snacks - Dips & salsa.
Nosh - The best 2 Indian Curries, Riata, popadams, rice, jam & onion dish - well done Mistress.

Next week Prickle Magnet & Helmut
17 Melia Close, Mt Sheridan

Bring a friend & a Joke.
Harriettes reminded to pay for rego for October weekend. 

All the returnees from Interhash Fiji & extras attending swelled the numbers to 18 this run, always good to be back and see a good number of hashers .
A Hasher (“Naked”) who was at the ground for another reason – had not thought to look up Hash on the web sight, who had come to introduce herself as BangCook then realised that was her husband’s hash name. Considering to attend – informed very welcome to attend.

So a sporty looking group set off, especially Retard on his return looking like he was about to run the London marathon, (not).
Starting with a trip across the park and down a lane to a false trail only to return to the park  to jump the small creek, all done with ease, the a good stroll through the woodland of Brinsmead, no serious undulating.

And a surprise NO drink stop, which Nostrildumass usually has a drink STOP, but no one ever makes it and gets lost prior or have had enough and head for home. But records were set on Monday night, the shortest ever run set by Nostril & not a Drink STOP in sight. All of the pack was back by 6:40 – 6:45 – having completed the whole run.

Back to the Circle and Nosh (nibbles – mini quiches, homemade dips, gherkins & crackers. Nosh- Chicken & Ham- with assorted salads)
where we discovered all the money and things intact and could access our cars … Don’t mention the last weeks fiasco – No one from hash was at fault last week losses.

Welcome drinks & Down Downs – Wiggles, Gangbang, Nostrildumass, returning Hashers.

Some were pleasantly shocked like Wiggles who did not want to cross the railway bridge, roped in as well for the down down was Kotex similar grumblings.

Birthday Drink for missing in action  No Knickers - so  look alike charge  given to Goes Down. Royal T & Gang Bang Birthday drinks given. Hashy Birthday sung.

Charge for Sodonme for taking the Wanka shirt to Fiji and not bringing it to award it this week.

The run was given a ....... mmmm crap can’t remember a 6 I think .  Wondrous  stories from Nostildumass about Fiji but it went on & on. ON ON to Trinidad & Tobago in 2020

A charge for Spreadem – who confessed that she was deported from Fiji to Australia after she declined Tonga as a resettlement Island. An Alert has been put out Mr Dutton has been notified about her where bouts.

Visitors – was so awesome to see Retard back among us we missed you, Wiggles & GangBang

No shirts – for prizes

No Chastity belt- gone on holidays to Rome with Fiddler

Broken titty mug – charge to Prostitute for breaking it.
No wooden penis or metallic one (both with Bullseye) – Come on Slag get your act together and she will return them.

Next weeks run hosted by Mistress at 100 Christensen street Machans Beach.

Bring a friend & a joke (or a friend who is a joke) 

Thank you to all who have put their name down to do our future runs.. xxx

Need a run setter for the 2^nd July - please consider putting your name down-contact MasterFarter – thank you.  Or consider doing a joint one ..

A very windy, cool evening, and a pleasant sunset on the hills of Cairns as we gathered at the mouth of the Barron River.  We welcomed Nom-de-Plume back into the fold and greeted Pick, hasher from England and chatted about Royal’s recent 79^th birthday, etc, etc, until it was On On through the scrub toward the beach.  The runners disappeared along the beach on a false trail while the rest of the pack went on back into the scrub to find trail again, eventually being overtaken by the runners again.  After many ‘Are You’ calls back and forward in the dark of the scrub the pack came out onto the pathway passed the new monument dedicated to the war air veterans and on to the drink stop. As we were approaching the keg Nommy noticed that the light was on in her vehicle so we hurried back to get her keys to turn the light off and it was then noticed that the key box had been overturned and her keys were missing.    A frantic search then began with most of us finding our car keys strewn about in the back of Pecker’s car, and after Koty checked her vehicle she noticed that the hash money, and her own cash, were missing and decided to phone the police.  Of course we all then checked out cars – Supa Stork discovered that his cash was gone out of his wallet but his phone was still in the car.   Fortunately, my phone was still in the console and my purse (in the boot) was still intact, also 49’er said her car and cash were still OK.  Pecker was looking around in his car again and discovered Nommy’s car keys hanging over the back seat.

It was decided to not have a Circle but as nosh was already cooked we all enjoyed the hot food and then cake and cream, but it was a fairly quiet and stunned group discussing the fact that maybe the villains were the couple of back packers who were sitting on chairs besides their car and watched us all arrive, full of laughs and chatting before we conveniently left our vehicles, seemingly for their purpose of robbery.   Koty has made a report to the police and I’m sure Pecker and Royal will do the same……….however, lessons learned and we will all have to be more diligent in locking our vehicles and taking the keys with us on the Run.    We are very fortunate that no damage seems to have been done to the vehicles and maybe it’s a wake up call for us to be more careful as to the areas we all leave our belongings and cars, while on a run.

Sadly,    On, On.

With some of our members away cruising it up in Fiji for Interhash, it was a smaller group taking off on the run – the Hare had warned  “you will experience well lit areas for running, no hills but some shopping may be available” – in other words, running along streets to the Showground shopping area, and back, taking in several twists and turns.

Two visitors from USA, one with an unmentionable name, and Mark.  Bullseye was dragged out as standinstuntdouble for Mole, to celebrate a 60^th Birthday, and MF and Stacey won both prizes in the raffle!!!

Yummy pasta nosh with salad was served so we all tucked in and then it was On On.‘till next week.

16 Hashers came out to Pros loop. Set on a well-marked flour & dunny paper got a high score from run reporter MasterFarter.

Returnees - Nostrildumass, Madam Slash, Right Off, Sodonme, Mistress.

Others that did the run crashed & burned (or bummed their way down) Madamslash and Gov apparently liked to do the commando roll to gain some form of composure.

Royal T was most practical choosing to not go to the high trails staying on the equal level land.

Charges were thick and fast in the circle. Kotex for not taking up the offers at Innot Springs. 

Prizes - Titty mug given to Gov for making an ass over tit of himself. He then promptly broke it, with some titty abuse. Promised to take Spreadem to the sex shop to find something to replace tit.

Wanka shirt - Mistress for admiring the shirt as she had never seen it before. ??? (Really)  

Rig the raffle winners - Helmut & 49er
Nosh - snacks by Pro yummy savory egg muffins & sausage rolls (nice)
Pizza from the Moutain View Hotel Little Mulgrave.

Jokes by Nostrildumass, Helmut & Royal T.

ONON next week off to Sodonme. Woodward Street

Great run set twice by Mole due to a spot of rain, washing out the initial run in Kewarra Beach.

Xtractit GM rounded them up but Pro decided to stay in the pool..

Returnees - after a long break Up & Down, Pisspot & 49er back from Singapore.

Charges from the floor - plenty, Spreadem talking again, 

Winner of Rig the Raffle: PISSPOT : who then should have been charged for alcohol Abuse as she promptly Smashed the bottle of red wine on the tiles.

Discussion - regarding combined Harriettes Oct 18 in Airlie Beach - Diamonds & Pearls. Get on and register. Shared cars.

WINNERs 
Titty Mug - Prickle Magnet
Wanker shirt- Spreadem.

Plenty Nosh - Chicken stew, Rice, potato bake, bread.

NOTE : next week 5pm for 5:30 start as Public holiday.

At Prostitutes (Pro) for the best Hash this year.. 
46 Gallet Road
Little Mulgrave.

See you there! Bring a friend a joke or 2. Your Togs/ Bathers & towel for a swim after...the run. 

MONDAY NIGHTS MOUNT SHERIDAN MEANDER - run 2186 

Pleasant group of Hashers came ready for a run/walk at Koty’s abode where we were welcomed with “Mind my ginger pussie”.  Well that got the fellers goin’.  The hare told us that the walk wasn’t very far, no shiggy but a few hills…..and that is what we found!   Some ‘short cutted’,  while some argued that they didn’t short cut…so what has changed?

Visitors & returnees - Not Yet RoyalT, BullsEye, No knickers and Sodonme

Sodonme awarded the ‘titty cup’ to Kotex for continually rubbing past him ‘in a suggestive (?) manner”.  Long wooden Shlong Award- Bulls Eye ( birthday present) party stick don't say Slag never gives it to you..  Don’t know if any other items were awarded….Monday seems sooooo long ago!

Late arrival Mole complaining about her boss and working hours bla bla bla.

Rig the Raffle Winners - MasterFarter & Sodonme

Good night with plenty of tasty stew and rice – a typical Hash!

Fantastic night out on RA -Superstorks Wet Wet run from Mulgrave road, follow the dreaded schreded we were told, shortly after heading off the water fell from the sky. Umbrellas or condom coats (Gov) were the order of the run.

Charges began withWelcome Back - (Forgotten)Slag, Not Yet from his caravan trip, Bark, Gov & Spreadem, & PythagorAss.

A few other charges from the floor, charges for both PythagorAss & Super Stork not controlling the weather.

Few pathetic jokes from the GM and then trumped by Prostitute telling a few.

Prizes - Chastity Belt won by Fiddler. Who said she will wear it next week and model it for the Hash.

The long Wooden Donger won by Slag for being a tool & upset that no one noted spoke about his 3 week break & return.

Winner of Rig the Raffle -GM - Xtractit

Top notch Food - Chicken & A very Tasty enjoyable Salad which had many going back for a second helping, topped off with delicious home made dressing.

Few laughs & a relaxed night. Making the Wet Wet Hash outing well worth the effort.

Next week come along to Kotex's house, bring a joke or to for a fun night out.

Small turn up of Hashers but good weather and good run/walk for which, Pro tendered a 9.325 as appropriate, even though he arrived late (so what is new!) and nearly got lost in the bush with the mossies and other critters.  

Virgin:   Stacey                         
Returnees:   Crackpot

The Chastity belt awarded to Kotex for being such a wus over a toad.

The Wanker shirt to 49er, just because.

The run laid by Nostrildumass.

Back at the circle visitors - Little Evil & No name Richard were welcomed.

Awards - Wanka Tshirt - Prostitute
Chastity belt - DQ who was not at all amused!
Silver Penis - Nostrildumass
Best dressed for Easter - Pricklemagnet just rabbiting around.

Rig the Raffle winners - No name Phillip & Xtractit