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Our Early Runs - 1979 to 1984
Pro at the Pub - run 2227
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Sorry no notes or photos
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Mistress' Machans Meander - run 2226
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Hashers drifted in slowly, due to some
confusion whether the ‘on home’ was at Machans or Holloways. However, PRO arrived early!
Pro’s run report mentioned that it was a
scenic run along roads, through bush and fences and awarded 5.6, minus
3.6. The walkers report said 2/10, so
all in all 5/10 total is pretty good.
Returnees:
Stacey, Madam Slash, Write-off.
Charges:
Twisted Sista was charged with having a cider named after her. Master for the lack of clear marking. Pro for complaining (as usual). Write-off for not pointing out the
markings. Bullseye for low profile.
Birthdays:
Madam Slash, Write-off and Slag.
Would those hashers who have awards hidden
in their car, cupboards, bedrooms or bathrooms,
please bring them along next week!
There was some discussion re special shirt for Nash Hash – see Hash
Facebook page for sample and details.
Notices:
A.G.P.U. 11th March at Kneetrembler’s house. Please consult with him about what food you are willing to bring along, and
more importantly, consider who you wish to elect into office for the coming
year.
Write-off mentioned that if there are any
Hash orphans on Australia Day, take yourself along to 190-194 Irene Street, from 3 pm
onwards. Bring your own refreshments
and maybe some nibbles, etc to share.
Rig the Raffle: Xtractit got the white Master F got the red
On, on to Pro’s Run next week from his
house in the Little Mulgrave – 5 pm (or thereabouts) start. No need to bring plates, etc
Cheers,
Tutti
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49er's Jungle and Road Run - run 2225
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It was a damp, cool evening as our small
but enthusiastic group left ‘home’ and headed for the hills in Freshwater. Into the bush, doing a loop around to come
out on trail heading down the road and onwards. Our standin GM requested McTaff give run
report and this started with……’It was lovely walking in this urban setting,
passed houses where the Harriettes happily viewed young men with hairy
chests……’ best not to continue that
report, but he awarded the run 2/10.
Returnees:
KT, also Pimp (all the way from WA).
Charges:
Pimp for ‘watering’ in the park:
Bullseye for shortcutting: Kotex
for wingeing on trail (so what is new!):
KT was standin for Twisted Sista and Pro was standin for BT for losing BT’s
keys………..in her bed!!!!! Pro, Tutti and
McTaff for low profile (Mole and Royal should’ve been included in that!: Pimp for being drunk after one beer some time
ago!: BettyBoop for not wearing The
Shirt on the run. Mole awarded Weed’s
cap-0-the week to someone, can’t remember who. Rig the raffle won by Slag.
Mole reminded us of a Nash Hash Update
Meeting for this Wednesday night – 6 pm same address as last time. Be there, or be square!
Tasty nosh cooked by Royal, and fruit cake
served by 49er.
On, on to Mistress’ run at her house at Machans Beach next Monday, when it may not be
raining!
Cheers,
Tutti
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Pythagorase Equi Angular Run - run 2224
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The Hashers
all gathered under the lovely tree at the Japanese Memorial Garden in the
grounds of our new Cairns Performing Arts Centre and heeded Pythagorarse’
directions for the run, being ‘head off left’ – so we did. Questions were asked as to why we were
running around the hot streets of inner Cairns
when the cool Esplanade was just a step away, but never mind, as usual the
company was pleasant. Not Yet awarded a
4 for an enjoyable walk in spite of the bad smell around the inner drain, and
Supa’s comments were ‘thought it would be at least a 5-6 k run along the
Esplanade’ and only awarded a 3.
Charges: Prickle, for talking: Write off for Shirt abuse: Mistress for parking in a pushbike
space: Kotex and Not Yet for trying to
be twins: Bull’s Eye, BT and Tutti for
being the Oslo
triplets. McTaff reminded us that awards
had not been handed on which reminded everyone that Betty Boop was not wearing
‘The Shirt’ again on the run!
Pro read
out some salient points from a Cairns 600 Run note sheet, and it seems everyone
is hot for the Tan Blue Beer. Jokes
came from Write Off, Xtractit and Royal T.
The raffles were won by Pro and Moaning Lisa. Kotex then handed out kits consisting of a
plate, small square bowl, tea towel and eating irons to those that wanted them
– very handy just to keep in one’s car and take to each run.
So it’s On,
on to 49er’s run next Monday at Jalarra
Park in Stratford.
Cheers, Tutti.
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Two Gashes Virgin Setting of a Run - run 2223
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The rain had stopped for a while and the
sun was setting over the hills as we were advised re the special ‘Cutlery HHH’
run markings, the ‘on back’ drawing received plenty of comments from the
mob. However, we all took off in the
southerly direction, as advised, and enjoyed a run/walk in the cool of the
evening. Nostrildumarse awarded 1/10 because
the run marks were in ancient old Norse Rune!
Kotex, awarded 3/100 because her hair got messed up – not sure just how
that happened.
Charges:
Kotex for gathering bottles, etc, which only amounted to 30c: Pecker for losing the pack; Supa for impersonating Pro: ML for not completing the training of Two
Gashes on how to set a run: Slag for not
being able to count the number of women!!!:
Bulldog for sending loving texts:
BT for talking: Supa for
impersonating Santa: ML for hooning
(?): Twisty for low-profile: and Weed to represent JC at this Christmas
time so that the JC song was able to be sung.
Hashy birthday for Twisty.
Awards:
ML gave the cap to (I think) Weed for shortcutting and Spreadem got the
dummy-spit for not bringing in the other wooden award.
Rigtheraffle: Pecker got the red and Bulldog the white.
Everyone enjoyed the yummy nosh so many
thanks to Two Gashes and ML.
On, on to the run next week from the
Japanese memorial garden in Grafton
Street – at the side of the Cairns Performing Arts
Centre.
Hashy New Year to All
Tutti
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Christmas Committee Run - run 2221
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The
Commitee Run from the Crown had a great turn up considering it was bucketing
down rain we all had umbrellas and rain jackets.
Unfortunately,
the Trail that was set by Masterfarter had been washed out twice. He made a
brief appearance before he went to visit family up the hill thank you for your
efforts.
So a
stroll in all our Christmas attire around the streets to the GMs Unit by the
pool under cover.
Circle
was held more rain for a change.
Welcome
back, Nostrildumass, Lemming, Betty Boop & McTaff.
Loads
of mini raffles - thanks Kotex
Best
dressed was no name Davide Di, he rocked his outfit.
Back
to the Crown hotel for Dinner & Drinks, thanks again to Kotex for
organising Snacks & Dinner with the Crown.
Some
badges & recognition for run numbers given outby Mole.
GM
-Xtractit -101 runs
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Master's Mossie March - run 2220
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A very steamy afternoon for a run through
the swamp area of Holloways, a good run/walk but most of the walkers were
obviously not moving fast enough for the huge numbers of mossies that landed on
our backs. However it was soon out onto
the Esplanade and away around the streets to ‘on home’. A cool drink and a swim in the pool were a
welcome relief. BT gave a walkers
report and awarded a 5/10m while Pythagorarse said that it was a winding,
round-about run through the swamp, with Pro seeming to be running in the
reverse direction but awarded a 4.5.
MF was charged for trying to confuse
everyone by using different coloured tape as markers. BT chg Kotex for giving
her a ‘duff torch’ – think that meant a torch without batteries!!!
BettyBoop Chg the GM for changing her name to BT. Confusing!
Betty Boop has to keep the shirt for
another week because she didn’t wear it on the run,
Pro was awarded the large ……… for trying to
confuse the runners by going in reverse!!
Whew……must be the heat affecting everyone I
reckon.
Rig the raffle (again) Kotex won the white and Pro the Red. Magnificent pasta nosh MF, you really
excelled.
Next weeks Christmas run from the Crown
hotel, so wear your Christmas gear, have a great night out and everyone have a
wonderful Christmas Day.
Harriettes – see you all at the ‘Pirate
Ship’ end of the Esplanade on the 26th for a stroll around Cairns, hopefully in the
cool air.
Merry Hashy Christmas
Tutti
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Write-Off's Weird Walk - run 2218
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The start of the run/walk was pretty
conventional until we all got to the road, searching for arrows or ‘confetti’
markers! Went up a little pathway to
find a check with a sign consisting of two half arrows together leading onward
and backward as well. Now I know I have confused you, the reader of these
notes, well that is because we were also in much confusion. Pro disappeared around a corner ahead of the
pack and from then on there was even more confusion. Mole, 49er and Xtractit decided to head up
the hill while the walkers meandered down and went ‘on home’. Fuddly really enjoyed the walk with Twisted
Sista, making sure he spread his presence at every opportunity. It was another warm evening so Write-off did
not mind too much having to sit on the ice because of his mixed message arrows!
No Knickers was charged for racing off home
to record a TV show, and Nomi was a stand-in for Pecker who had left. Moaning Lisa and Two Gashes chg for wearing
their best shoes (thongs). 49er chg for getting off the ice too soon. Pro chg for having a silent run (not calling
on) which he tried to reverse by saying “If you’re too slow that’s your
problem.” Bulldog and BT for trying to
be twins. BT was also chg for sending a
reply to the wrong website!!!
The Cap was given by Royal T to Moaning
Lisa – because he is the youngest POW.
The Shirt:
49er has to have it for another week ‘cause she didn’t wear it on the
run.
Returnees:
No Knickers and Pecker
Raffles: Kotex and Slag – a real rigtheraffle
raffle.
Good nosh and it’s On, On to Poolwood Road
next Monday.
Cheers,
Tutti.
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Lemming's Cattana Wetlands Walk - run 2217
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Well done Lemming, no mossies or other
creepy crawly creatures were encountered while wandering around the
Wetlands……maybe it was just too hot for them to be out seeking our blood! Kotex awarded a 3/10 – said the walk was a
bit short. Pro only awarded 2/10. However we all enjoyed a different area to be
walking, away from the hot roads. Yes it
was over 43 deg today in Cairns!
Charges:
Nostril chg Lemming for using non-environmental red paint for the
arrows; 49er chg Moaning Lisa for
interfering with a turtle – it had only just managed to scale the bank of the
pond and he ‘threw’ it back in; Xtractit
chg 49er for loss of control of her bicycle in the city on Friday; Kotex chg
Xtractit and Nostril for trying to drive cars without refueling; Nostril chg
RoyalT for not rushing to their aid; Pro
was chg for trying to drive a car without a battery; BT chg. Kotex for too much talking (how
unusual); RA was chg for the very hot
weather. BT and Tutti were chg for
trying to be twins ! and Fiddler won mention for low profile.
Awards:
Nomi gave the cap to Royal T for calling one of the harriettes an “old
woman”. 49er got the shirt for winging.
Goat curry and rice for nosh and when I
left, Pro was anxiously awaiting RACQ to arrive with a new battery – hope you
made it home alright Pro.
On, on next week to Madam Slash’s run from
the drop-structure off Ramsay
Drive.
Tutti
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The Supa run - run 2216
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And a super run it was, along canals
(drains) where a young crocodile was sighted by some, out along stretches of
roads, through the graveyard and jungles of Edge Hill, on and on, and on (about
8.5 kms)– well that was for the runners.
The wiser walkers made their own trail and back tracked on home. A very warm evening with lots of liquid
consumed with Kotex asking for the empties to be put in a big bin so that she
could claim back the 10c now available on returns. Xtractit awarded 4/10, while Helmut 5/10.
Returnees were welcomed: Big Bazza, MF, 49er,
Charges: Prickle who first saw the little
croc; Not Yet pulled a muscle (not sure
which one); Write Off for allowing Fuggly to be free walked; Twisted Sista for doing it!!! Kotex for picking up bottles for the 10c;
Xtractit for wearing ‘that’ turban which really isn’t as good as Freddy
Mercury’s; Helmut for carrying
cans? 49er for jaywalking; Royal T for
not taking his raffle red home last week!!! (lucky to see that again!); Mistress for having a knickers accident at
Rusties Markets. TTF was a stand-in for
Mofl for her birthday…….hope it was a happy day for you Mofl.
Awards: Kotex gave the cap to Nom-de-Plume
for wingeing, so Nomi made a reverse charge to Koty for the same thing….very
confusing.
Raffles:
Mistress won the red and Supa won an “Ellis Beach Bag”
On, on to Lemming’s run next Monday.
Cheers,
Tutti
NB.
Sorry these notes are a little late but my computer has been sick for a
little while but all is good now!
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Pecker in Whitfield - run 2215
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Some rather weary looking hashers turned up
for the Run and all saying what a great weekend we enjoyed at Ellis Beach on
the 2222 Run. Lots of comments were
flying backward and forward about this and that, mainly(as usual) the banner
was stolen, we ‘seemed’ to have run out of bubbly too early…..hmmm! and that
maybe the run was a little too long in the heat of the afternoon, but all in
all a great time was had by all.
Vistors:
Captain Planet Returnees: Supa Stork. Write Off and NoKnickers.
Pecker advised that there was a drink stop
and that he would drive any stragglers home from it, if needed. Captain Planet awarded a 7/10 for a well set
run for the runners, while for the walkers said that the drink stop should have
been from the top of the hill but awarded a 4/10…………so is that an 11/10, what
the!
Charges:
Pro charged Moaning Lisa for saying No, No to putting a beetle on Two
Gashes back. No Knickers for spilling
drinks at the 2222 Run; Slag for
managing to keep our mettle down-down cups safe (using paper ones
instead). Moaning Lisa charged Pecker
for such a steep hill in the run.
Captain Planet charged Royal T for getting a ride home, on the downhill
part of the run.. BT, NoKnickers, Nomi,
Tutti and Twisted were all charged for talking in the circle…….how unusual! BT
was charged for losing her keys – even when she was shown them, somehow (bleary
eyed) said they were not hers!
A Susie Wong proxy charged Pro for moaning
about the 2222 Run. Captain Planet
charged for his phone call in the circle.
NoKnickers for calling Kotex the GM. Kotex for not accepting a shave
when offered. Nomi for complaining about the lack of music at 2222 . Prickle
Magnet for the prettiest tutu. Xtractit
for a good weekend all round.
P.O.W. went to Kotex for wingeing. The Shirt..can’t read my scribble but think
it was Helmut
Run awards to:- Helmut 304,
Slag 219, Pecker 71, Twisted Sista 500, Pro 1001
These totals are approximate.
Raffles
Prickle won the Frontier Cooler, Nomi the white wine, Royal T the red.
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On, on to Supa’s run next Monday from his
place of business at 144 Mulgrave
Road.
E&OA
Cheers, Tutti
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Run 2222 - Ellis Beach
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Prickle & Helmet's Forest Garden's Run - run 2214
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Walking on the pathway near all the lovely
ducks on the pond was a pleasant start to the Run, then it was back to ‘workin’
on the railway’ around the hill passed the school and eventually into southern
Bayview Heights where the walkers lost trail and all wandered around seeking
deliverance. Pecker seemed to find some
shredded paper along the railway line but we were all distracted by the drink
stop arriving! Well it was a hot evening
and we were all thirsty! Then we all set
off down the road to the highway and back around the hill On Home! Not Yet awarded a 4/10 for the runners and
Pecker, also a 4/10 for the walkers.
Charges:
Koty for being disrespectful.
Supa charged Mole for not being able to get away from Kotex, however she
ran away from the drink stop.
Kneetrembler for also trying to get away. Helmet for providing a non-alcoholic drink
stop. Moaning Lisa for trying to take a
short-cut up the bank and sliding down again, and more or less taking a longer
way home.
Awards:
The Shirt – evidently Moaning Lisa told Two Gashes that she didn’t have
to wear the Shirt on the run, so now she has to have it for the next run. Not fair, I say, ML should have to do
it!!! Helmet got the dummy spit for
finding the lost walkers at the drink stop.
Dancing Queen related that the Big P…….was located in Spreadem’s en
suite at the new house. Moaning Lisa and Two Gashes for PDA in the pool. Nomi for getting a ride home from the drink
stop. Lookalike Tutti stood in for a
birthday song for Weed.
Royal T told a ‘long drop’ joke – that was
long and amusing. Great nosh and bickies for dessert – thanks Prickle.
Raffles:
Moaning Lisa and Guv
The GM handed out ‘must bring to the 2222
run’ notes and asked hashes to please bring tables and some battery powered
lights out to Ellis Beach and reminded us to minimize the use of glass
anything, and pick up any rubbish we see – must leave the area in tidy fashion.
On, on to Ellis Beach for the 2222 Run and
then Peckers on Monday.
Cheers,
Tutti
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Slag's Battle at Trafalga - run 2213
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The Hare said ‘trail is marked in chalk
arrows and shredded paper’, (well, what a surprise!) and trail is on that way’ as he pointed to a
row of trees above a dry creek. It was pleasant walking/running around in some
park land and then on to pathways not often travelled. There was some discussion as to whether the
hare had said ‘two arrows and you’re on a false trail’ – or was that – ‘you’re
on trail’. We all made our choices and
ran on. A few of us trailed back along
the huge drain behind the industrial complex and so enjoyed the parkway
again. Supastork, for the runners,
said,’The run was all over very quickly’ even tho’ the Hare said it had taken
about two hours to set! -2/10. Prickle
Magnet, for the walkers said, “Well marked” 5/10. So that’s a 3/10 all up!
Visitors:
Pirate of the Queerabean and Frozen Balls from Oslo/Stockholm
Returnees:
Dancing Queen, Twisted Sista, Pro, Fiddler and Guv.
Charges:
Two Gashes and Moaning Lisa for PDA in the circle.
Slag for not having a drink stop, even tho’
we ran passed the pub.
Spreadem for something to do with (or
without) a toilet.Not Yet for turning Kotex’s bottle brush
bush into a real bottle brush by hanging empty bottles in it.
Supa and Pro for arguing about trail.
Pecker and Frozen Balls for wrong trail.
Supa for being a media tart, not only in
the paper but TV as well!!!!
Awards:
Guv was given the Large P……, Two
Gashes the illustrious Shirt, and the Soft titty to Fiddler, for reasons I did
not write down and now can’t remember!
Raffles:
Cairns
HH Shirt won by Frozen Balls, Nathan the
Red, Spreadem the White.
The GM urged that hashers attending the
Ellis Beach TuTu run to get busy making large iceblocks – mainly so that we can
use one to sit Spreadem on – no really, we need them to keep the drinks
cool. Harriettes were reminded that
Wiggles’ run is this Wednesday from her Penthouse in Spence Street. Gather on the pavement outside from 5.30 pm
and remember that it is Halloween so bring lollies for the children !?!
On, on to Prickle Magnet’s run from their
house at Forest Gardens next Monday.
Tutti Fruitti
PLEASE
PUT SOME LARGE CONTAINERS IN THE FRIDGE WITH WATER
TO MAKE ICE FOR CAMP
2222.
THANK
YOU.
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Not Yet's run at City View - run 2211
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Mole called for the group to be quiet so
that we could hear the running instructions from the ‘garden gnome’ in the
bushes -
wait! It was not a gnome it was
Not Yet who had climbed up on the wall to give the news of the run to
come. Down, along and up again on a
well marked, fairly longish trail. MF
said ‘Yep, good run’ for the runners, while 49er said it was 10/10!
Returnees:
Kneetrembler, Pecker, and Defeatus
Charges:
Moaning Lisa, Two slashes, Defeatus and
Nomi for talking in the circle.
Spreadem and Mistress for getting a ride
‘on home’ after they got lost because they were talking so much and lost
trail!!!
Kotex for being unable to find trail, even
though she was standing on an Arrow!
Not the first time she has done that!
The Hare for quoting “Trail is marked only
on chalk” and yet we found Shredded paper – Hare recharged Madam Slash and
Write Off for leaving - This from recent run.
Pecker was charged for his liking of
whipping 49er – wot the!
Awards:
POW cap to Nomi; the Titty to 49er; The Shirt from Sodonme, via Write Off to
Lemming because his name isn’t on it.
Notices:
Kotex asked everyone to please pay the
balance (or some more monies) for your 22 22 Run and best get in and reserve
camping spots with the rest of the hashers so that we ‘own’ that section of the
ground.
Mole reminded everyone that there is a Nash
Meeting at 6 pm Wednesday of this week at Value Homes offices on Mulgrave Road.
Raffles won by Two Slashes and
Spreadem……congrats.
And it’s On, On to Kotex Run next week.
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Lemmings Lovely Beach Run - run 2210
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It was a lovely evening for a walk/run at
Yorkey’s and the Hare instructed us to “go down to the beach and turn left
(even though he was signaling right), go along the beach until you come to some
trees which you should go around if the tide is not too high, or go through the
bush and find the path starting point for more instructions.” We did, well most of the group did, others
just returned back along the beach. Then
‘trail’ was to follow the path northwards and then came back southwards along
the beach, which we also did! Happy
to do so as it had been a hot day and the sea breeze was great! We then all adjourned to Lemming’s home for
the Circle and Nosh so that we didn’t disturb the beach-side apartments with
our chatter and songs. Lots of nuts and
dip for ‘entrée’ and tasty ‘chicken curry’ – well that was what the Hare called
it – very tasty anyway, along with the chips and hash browns.
Visitors:
Moaning Lisa and Two Gashes from Yeppoon, Rancid Bickie and No Name Joan
–fairly sure, from Melbourne.
Charges: The Hare (of course) and Spreadem
for talking (as usual), then Spreadem gaily tossed her metal drink mug over her
shoulder catching Lemming in the face – hope the teeth are OK Lemming.
Mole was charged for running out onto the
sand spit to escape the clutches of Not Yet.
Not Yet charged for stalking Mole.
Guv and Spreadem for PDA
Wait-a-While charged for climbing higher
than Kneetrembler on the Great Wall of China
on their recent trip………go WAW!
Madam Slash was a stuntdouble for the GM
(for something).
Spreadem charged many times for Talking in the Circle, and
just being a nuisance!
Fuddley awarded the POTW cap . to Rancid
Bickie, 49er received the Spit the Dummy for trying to get Nomi out the front
on a trumped up charge!?!
Mole reminded us of the Harriettes Luncheon
for this Wednesday, and the GM and Slag encouraged everyone to get their
nomination (and money) in for the Ellis Beach TuTu Run, asap. On, on to Not Yet’s mansion for next
Monday’s Run.
Cheers,
Tutti (not TuTu)
AS TUTTI SAYS - GET YOUR NOMINATION & MONEY IN FOR
THE ELLIS BEACH TUTU RUN
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Bullseye & BT's Queen's Birthday Run - run 2209
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The usual run instructions were given: no hills, no shiggy, well marked, etc but
also all the Harriettes were handed a shiny tiara to wear in celebration of the
Queen’s Birthday – must say that we all looked just loverly wearing them! Madam Slash awarded the run 4.5 and Master F awarded a 4, with the comment
that it was a well marked run until the rain came. If I remember rightly it was only a light
shower so goodness knows!!!!
Write-Off nominated Wait-a-While as a
standin, stunt double for the Queen.
Returnees:
Bullseye, Retro, Pokee, Prickle Magnet, Guv and NomdePlume
Charges and Complaints: Nomi and PK for wandering off into the
darkness and getting lost. Guv
complained there was not enough rain.
All the ex Poms were asked to gather for a
photo – so of course they did!
Awards:
Large wooden item was given by WAW to BT to hand to Bullseye – yeh I
know, very confusing it was. The PoW
cap was given to Fuddly because he had allowed Write-off to shave his lovely
curly hair off! Sacrilege, I say!
Jokes: from Pecker, and a long and involved
joke about counting three trees from Write-off. Raffles were won by Retro and BT
Notes:
Babinda HHH next week – free camping for all.
Please hand in your $20 deposit for the 222
Ellis Beach Camping Run
Next Nash Hash Meeting 17th
October at Value Homes office.
Gordonvale Races next weekend – horse races
not Hash races.
Next weeks run is Lemmings at the South End
of Yorkeys Beach NOT at this house because we are a noisy lot!!!
On, on,
Tutti.
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Madam Slash - run 2207
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Rig
the raffle - Pro & Nostrildumass
Awards
- prick small - Crackpot
POW
Hat - brought along by Fiddler awarded to Lemming.
Others-
still on holidays with Not yet.
Naming
of visitor no name Michael - Rancid Bickie
Hymns
for McTaff & Royal T
Great
night - good run for Runners & Walkers split. Top
Nosh once again. High
scoring run.
Thank
you Madam Slash..
Remember
to register as soon as you can for the 2222 Run.
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Spreadem's Super Stroll - run 2206
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The Hare handed out several maps of the Run
in the hope that no-one would get lost…..well I think that was the
intention. It was a right turn and then
on over to the Graveyard, out onto Greenslopes and into the jungle. Madam Slash gave the walkers report and a
4/10, while Russian MF, who reckons it
was 7.5 k run and awarded 3/10. Pecker and Write Off admitted that they just
walked back from the Graveyard - slackers!
Returnees
Supa, Defeatus and Crackpot
Charges:
Write Off for leaving Fuddley, Tutti for talking in the circle, BT for
driving on wrong side of the road, Lemming for having to go to Court tomorrow
for DD, Mistress for LowProfile, Pecker for not calling out when he fell over
in the graveyard !!! Slag for trying to take a photo……of himself!, Supa for
posing with a strange article and enjoying it and Pro for saying he visited a
grave. Well, I mean, who didn’t.
Good nosh and plenty of it …..thanks
Spread’em. Its On, on to Madam
Slash/WriteOff’s Run next week at the drop-structure off Ramsay Drive
Cheers.
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Xtractit's Interesting Run - run 2205
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All gathered at Xtractits front yard and
finally when Pro arrived we knew it was time to take off…….so we did. BT raced off in one direction, Pro the
other and the rest of us waited for their call…..Pro had joined up with BT and
yelled ‘On, on”, so we went further up Minnie Street, behind the school and a
further check. Most of the group took
off to the right, a couple turned around to go back down Minnie and a couple of
others went left out to Mulgrave
Road.
Eventually we arrived back at the pool and were sitting around having a
drink and nibbles when we were instructed to take our drinks and go outside and
around the corner so that we could have the circle IN THE STREET, in Water Street,
outside a familiar building’s parking area,
‘Cause there are lights’. Some stood on the pavement and others on the
road, dodging cars and people coming and going into the carpark!
Guv awarded a 3/10 for the run but BT said
it was a 10/10. Returnees were
Xtractit, KT and Farcanel. Pecker was
suitably serenaded for his birthday.
Mistress and MFarter were late arriving
because they went to the wrong address so MF did a little run down to the
Esplanade and back on his own. Lemming
said the bus he had boarded was going North but eventually arrived in Cairns.
Many charges were given: Spread’em called
out Graeme instead of Guv. Wait-a-While was a stand-in for Losty (because we
were at his last known address). Slag
charged Pro for being a media tradie “posing with the other tradies at the
Pyramid Run. And BT charged Kotex for her endless talking (who knew?)
Awards:
Xtractit handed WAW the big ……
Guv handed ‘the shirt’ to Sodome for stealing Spread’em’s dry clothes
while she was in the pool. Fiddler
awarded the little …. To Kotex for something, who knows!
When no-one offered a joke it seems that
was the button pushed for Lemming to start with a whole string of one liners,
so we all went back inside the fence to the swimming pool area for good nosh of ham, chicken, buns and lots of salads.
On, on to Spread’em’s Run next week.
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Weed's Wonderful keWarra Wanderings - run 2202
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A very confusing start to the Run with MF
taking off in one direction, Supa in another and the mob hanging about a bit
until ‘On” was called in another direction!!!
The trail was around roads, alongside drains and then into the scrub
toward the beach – lovely – it came back to the road again and then around and
about again, achieving 7/20 by the two run reports.
Returnees were Sodonme, Mistress and
visitor was Michael (DNA’s father). Also
the gorgeous dog Sonny (I think that is his name) A few fairly lame charges were made and
some even feebler jokes were told. Not
sure who won the raffle but it wasn’t me – I do remember that!
Mole mentioned the proposed bike ride up at
Walkamin and reminded those about
getting in touch with her if you need to put bikes on Weed’s ute for travel up
there. . No advice
about the Ellis Beach camp weekend as yet – watch this space! Then it was on to a yummy roast pork nosh,
with ice-creams for dessert – who could ask for more!
On, on until MF’s run next Monday.
Tutti
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Lemmings Leg Stretcher - run 2201 |
We gathered beside the beautiful swimming
pool and vegie garden in Lemmings back yard and the hare said ‘it’s a flat walk
marked with white arrows so follow them’ and so we did. Very surprised to see painted arrows on the
roadside and then amazingly, on the grass!!!
Lovely walking back and forth around and across the golf course, being
very careful to avoid walking on the greens. (well, most of us were careful). Fortunately the crocodiles kept out of sight
and all the golfers had either been eaten or had just gone home. We had a fairly potent drink stop and then
it was on home.
Walkers report: Fiddler stated “easygoing walking, nice
smooth grass but had to try and escape under the fence!” 5/10.
Runners report: Supa there
weren’t any crocs and it was strange because first there were 4 runners, then
3, and then only two!!
Charges:
Kotex & Spread’em for trying to have a shower in the sprinklers.
Supa for crossing the greens – sacrilege, and Lemming for actually using a
paint for the arrows on the run!!! Two
interloping virgins were charged. Nomi
was a standinstuntdouble for Retard being a media tart. and Kotex a
standinstuntdouble for NoKnickers. MF for being Mr Remarkable having to be GM,
Keg master and wearing a girdle. (who
writes this rubbish?)
Announcements: Harriettes Luncheon at Cazalys this
Wednesday. Lemmings suggested we all
gather every last Saturday in Babinda for a run, mainly because free camping is
available within easy walking distance to the pubs. 19th August Walk to Tolga along
the old railway line – contact Mole if you want your cycle taken up there in
Weed’s truck.
‘Nosh is ready’ said Lemming – a hot pot
and chile-con-carne and small packets of rice which you will have to microwave
as needed (good idea actually). There
were also two salads and bread on the table so all was good.
On, on to Poolwood Road for a run next
week.
Cheers,
Tutti
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Wait-a-While's westerly wander - run 2200
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Quite a crowd gathered for the run and were
told it had been set on white arrows and white shredded paper (amazing!) and if
we went out the ‘back gate’ we would soon find trail. Most of the gang started strolling off to
the West but not Pro of course, he raced off to the East searching for trail and
disappeared into the gloom of evening!
We all wandered about for a bit and then in
was ‘on, on’ and down into a drain that luckily didn’t have any water in it,
and everyone headed North. Some of the
clever hashers bypassed getting into and out of the drain and walked along the
path to end up near the mob walking along Anderson Street, heading West again. The hare had us all crossing very
dangerously over Pease Street
where the runners took off into the dark and the walkers faithfully followed on
trail around West Cairns and into Legoland to
find the drink stop in the parking area at the Brinsmead Hotel. Everyone just found their own way ‘on home’
after that and all arrived safely for a refreshing drink.
The run report was given by Pro (again) who
gave a 3.265 and BT gave a similar number for the walker’s report…….must’ve
been true then!!! The Hare was taken to
task for making us all cross the road dangerously instead of at the lights, but
he denied that anyway. Then we all sang
Hashy Birthday for W-A-W.
We had 4 virgins present, Steve who is
recovering from a nasty accident (what a way to recover), BT’s sister from Belfast, and two other younger and pleasant girls who are
just visiting Cairns
at the moment. Another visitor was the
long lost AC DC and it was great to see him looking so
well!
There were many and varied charges given
before Bullseye presented the small, silver, item to Spreadem…….’cause she needs
it’ The ‘shirt’ is still absent with
Defeatus – we may see it again one day!
Chopper, who had prepared a chef’s stew, ‘straight from the pages of his
cook book’ stated that there was enough to go around everyone just so long as
they were circumspect in the size of their helping, and so they were.
It’s On, On to Lemming’s run at 77 Wattle Street,
Yorkeys Knob next Monday!
Cheers,
Tutti
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Nomi's Blue Hills Run - run 2199
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The Hashers gathered at Jilarra Park
(formerly Lilly Hill Farm) and were informed by Nomi that the trail was clearly
marked, mainly on the left of the street, with white chalk and there was no
shiggy. “It is about 6.5 ks long with a
few hills” Most hashers followed trail
but some decided to avoid the hills and just walk along the main road to the
railway station and then turn back. The
arrows were very clearly seen and were followed up and down hills and up again
passed the little church and near to Blue Hill Street, then down to the main
road and on home. Pro awarded 6.325, or
was that 5.326, and reckoned it was nearer to 8 ks long, and then Chopper – who
happened to be a ‘ring in’ to the circle suggested it was a 10/10!!!
Chopper was charged for being seen in his
car, dropping off Going Down, even though it was just around the corner from
his house, then he promptly went home to watch TV.
BT was a ‘stand-in’ for the GM who used her
phone on the run! Silly GM.
Media tart charge was for Kotex – seen in
the Cairns Post with VD chatting up the Garden Guru (or should that be the
Garden Gnome) at Cairns Show.
Lemming and Pro won the raffle prizes, and
Tutti has been charged to deliver Cupcake’s prize won last week.
Pro mentioned that Cairns HHH will be
having a camping weekend at Ellis Beach on 9/10/11 November – a TwoTwoTwo (or
TuTuTu) weekend! Keep posted for
further details.
Mole suggested we have a Hashers Bike
Ride/Stroll from Walkamin soon, as ‘they’ have pulled up the railway lines and
it would be a suitable track for a ride/walk – more details will be posted
soon.
Harriettes Run this Wednesday at Holloways Beach – be there or be square!
On, on….Tutti
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Serious Stuff at the Crochash Meeting
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49er's Singapore run - run 2198
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Not a very long run, although the runners
may like to run up and down the beach to get a longer run. No shiggy, or maybe a bit, and you will run
into a bit of Singapore Daisy weed – and it’s
On On that way. So went the
instructions from 49er at the beach front at Yorkeys Knob.
A bit of Singapore Daisy!!!!! – well there
was heaps of it and all covering heaven knows what underneath, however the
intrepid hashers found a way through and over to the road beyond. Some of the runners disappeared into the
dark of the dry creek, trying to entice the walkers down after them – but NO
the canny walkers kept on over the greenery to the road. By this time the runners had gone off into
the darkness and so the walkers tracked their way back On Home.
BT gave a run report and awarded 5/10 -
can’t remember who else gave a report but I’m sure 49er was happy with the
5/10.
Returnee, Fiddler charged Tutti Fruitti
with having a birthday while she was away in Europe and presented Tutti with a
magical yodeling bottle opener from Switzerland!
Mole was charged for arriving almost ready
to run but with untied laces – very mild charge. Cupcake won the raffle, which she can
collect next Monday.
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A Cool KneeTrembler Run - run 2197
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These may not be the facts of the Run but a
rough interpretation of same .
It was noted that the Kneetrembler
Establishment needed a coded number to open the new gates so luckily
Wait-a-While knew the combo and let us in!
The Hare told the ‘gathering’ that the
short Run was marked with shredded paper and arrows (how unusual) and because
it was so short there would not be a drink stop. Off we went, behind buildings, along the
drains, across the road into the ‘bush walk’ beside the yukky creek, out onto
the roads and along behind Raintrees SS.
Lot of noise at the round-about where hundreds of white cockatoos were
lodging for the night – quite nervous walking beneath them – and some of the
pack decided to walk through the Heritage Village, only to be confronted with
fences all around and so it was ‘on back’ to the cockies and then along the
main road ‘on home’. Writeoff (1) gave
the Run 3/10 but Writeoff (2) gave it a 4/10.
Returnees:
Bumper Sticker, Guv, Not Yet, Nostrildumass.
Visitor; Writeoff (from somewhere South)
Raffles won by Master Farter and Madam
Slash
A couple of pathetic jokes were told by Guv
(or perhaps Writeoff (1)) and Lemming.
Dancing Queen advised that she was moving
to Babinda on Wednesday, but would keep in touch. Good luck to DQ at her new
home from all of us. Mole mentioned
the Harriettes luncheon on Wednesday this week, also that there will be a Nash
Hash Meeting at 6.00 pm, Value Homes, office on Wednesday 18th –
parking will be available around the back of the building away from the Show
traffic parking.
On, on to 49er’s Run at the Northern end of
Yorkeys Knob next week.
Cheers,
Tutti
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Committee Run - run 2196
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23
Runners turned out for the Balaclava Committee Run
Hare
- Masterfarter set on fluoro orange tape due to the rain... Which some markings
had disappeared. So a few false trails were found due to the stolen marks.
7/10
A quiet
hash hushed circle was by the side of road on Ishmail Street prior to tea.
Nosh
was at the Hotel.
No
Rig the raffle.
Welcome
drinks to visitors & returnees..
Wanka
shirt given out
Long
Wooden shlong from BT to someone but did not have it at the circle as it was
still in the car.
Xtractit
remembered to Bring pros bottle of wine he left behind x3 weeks ago.
On
On to next week. Next week
Kneetrembler
Thank
you committee.
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Mistress Machans Madness - run 2193
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At
the start Mistress was looking a little frazzled as more & more people kept
arriving so at 6 pm we had 23 including 3 Virgins would you believe, it's
a miracle ...
Then
Off on the run ... oh my goodness ... how mad arrows crossed out, WTF.
Well
the runners ran on looking for something that resembled a trail then it was On
flour, On paper, On arrows all On On and WHAT The F%$k.. 3 DRINK Stops..
Madness just Brilliant ..
Back
to the circle..
New
People everywhere Virgins -No name Anna, No Name Paul & Mistresses daughter
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Welcome
our Visitors - Sugar Tits & Ride the Tide (USA - running from TRUMP)
Then
we had Old Hashers return after having a 7 year break, Leming & Peep Show.
Rig
the raffle - GM Xtractit & Prostitute
Prizes
- Wanka shirt of the week - Kotex
The
two cock awards were being stockpiled by Bullseye..so prizes removed by force
from Bullseye by Slag, now back in circulation.
Awarded
the long wooded shlong to Mistress & the silver one to 49er.
Snacks
- Dips & salsa.
Nosh
- The best 2 Indian Curries, Riata, popadams, rice, jam & onion dish - well
done Mistress.
Next
week Prickle Magnet & Helmut
17 Melia Close, Mt Sheridan
Bring
a friend & a Joke.
Harriettes
reminded to pay for rego for October weekend.
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Nostrildumass Shock - run 2192
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All
the returnees from Interhash Fiji & extras attending swelled the numbers to
18 this run, always good to be back and see a good number of hashers .
A Hasher (“Naked”) who was at the ground for another reason – had not thought
to look up Hash on the web sight, who had come to introduce herself as BangCook
then realised that was her husband’s hash name. Considering to attend –
informed very welcome to attend.
So
a sporty looking group set off, especially Retard on his return looking like he
was about to run the London marathon, (not).
Starting with a trip across the park and down a lane to a false trail only to
return to the park to jump the small creek, all done with ease, the a
good stroll through the woodland of Brinsmead, no serious undulating.
And
a surprise NO drink stop, which Nostrildumass usually has a drink
STOP, but no one ever makes it and gets lost prior or have had enough and head
for home. But records were set on Monday night, the shortest ever run set by
Nostril & not a Drink STOP in sight. All of the pack was back by 6:40 –
6:45 – having completed the whole run.
Back
to the Circle and Nosh (nibbles – mini quiches, homemade dips, gherkins &
crackers. Nosh- Chicken & Ham- with assorted salads)
where we discovered all the money and things intact and could access our cars …
Don’t mention the last weeks fiasco – No one from hash was at fault last week
losses.
Welcome
drinks & Down Downs – Wiggles, Gangbang, Nostrildumass, returning Hashers.
Some
were pleasantly shocked like Wiggles who did not want to cross the railway
bridge, roped in as well for the down down was Kotex similar grumblings.
Birthday
Drink for missing in action No Knickers - so look alike charge
given to Goes Down. Royal T & Gang Bang Birthday drinks given. Hashy
Birthday sung.
Charge
for Sodonme for taking the Wanka shirt to Fiji and not bringing it to award it
this week.
The
run was given a ....... mmmm crap can’t remember a 6 I think .
Wondrous stories from Nostildumass about Fiji but it went on &
on. ON ON to Trinidad & Tobago in 2020
A
charge for Spreadem – who confessed that she was deported from Fiji to
Australia after she declined Tonga as a resettlement Island. An Alert has been
put out Mr Dutton has been notified about her where bouts.
Visitors
– was so awesome to see Retard back among us we missed you, Wiggles &
GangBang
No
shirts – for prizes
No
Chastity belt- gone on holidays to Rome with Fiddler
Broken
titty mug – charge to Prostitute for breaking it.
No wooden penis or metallic one (both with Bullseye) – Come on Slag get your
act together and she will return them.
Next
weeks run hosted by Mistress at 100 Christensen street Machans Beach.
Bring
a friend & a joke (or a friend who is a joke)
Thank you to all who have put their name down to do our future runs..
xxx
Need a run setter for the 2nd July - please consider putting your name down-contact
MasterFarter – thank you. Or consider doing a joint one ..
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Royal T/Pecker Machans Beach Run - run 2191
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A very windy, cool evening, and a pleasant
sunset on the hills of Cairns as we gathered at the mouth of the Barron River. We welcomed Nom-de-Plume back into the fold
and greeted Pick, hasher from England and chatted about Royal’s recent 79th
birthday, etc, etc, until it was On On through the scrub toward the beach. The runners disappeared along the beach on a
false trail while the rest of the pack went on back into the scrub to find
trail again, eventually being overtaken by the runners again. After many ‘Are You’ calls back and forward
in the dark of the scrub the pack came out onto the pathway passed the new
monument dedicated to the war air veterans and on to the drink stop. As we were
approaching the keg Nommy noticed that the light was on in her vehicle so we
hurried back to get her keys to turn the light off and it was then noticed that
the key box had been overturned and her keys were missing. A frantic search then began with most of us
finding our car keys strewn about in the back of Pecker’s car, and after Koty
checked her vehicle she noticed that the hash money, and her own cash, were
missing and decided to phone the police.
Of course we all then checked out cars – Supa Stork discovered that his
cash was gone out of his wallet but his phone was still in the car. Fortunately, my phone was still in the
console and my purse (in the boot) was still intact, also 49’er said her car
and cash were still OK. Pecker was
looking around in his car again and discovered Nommy’s car keys hanging over
the back seat.
It was decided to not have a Circle but as
nosh was already cooked we all enjoyed the hot food and then cake and cream,
but it was a fairly quiet and stunned group discussing the fact that maybe the
villains were the couple of back packers who were sitting on chairs besides
their car and watched us all arrive, full of laughs and chatting before we
conveniently left our vehicles, seemingly for their purpose of robbery. Koty has made a report to the police and I’m
sure Pecker and Royal will do the same……….however, lessons learned and we will
all have to be more diligent in locking our vehicles and taking the keys with
us on the Run. We are very fortunate
that no damage seems to have been done to the vehicles and maybe it’s a wake up
call for us to be more careful as to the areas we all leave our belongings and
cars, while on a run.
Sadly,
On, On.
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Pros Loop de Loop - run 2188
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16
Hashers came out to Pros loop. Set on a well-marked flour & dunny paper got
a high score from run reporter MasterFarter.
Returnees - Nostrildumass, Madam Slash, Right Off, Sodonme, Mistress.
Others
that did the run crashed & burned (or bummed their way down) Madamslash and
Gov apparently liked to do the commando roll to gain some form of composure.
Royal
T was most practical choosing to not go to the high trails staying on the equal
level land.
Charges
were thick and fast in the circle. Kotex for not taking up the offers at Innot
Springs.
Prizes
- Titty mug given to Gov for making an ass over tit of himself. He then
promptly broke it, with some titty abuse. Promised to take Spreadem to the sex
shop to find something to replace tit.
Wanka
shirt - Mistress for admiring the shirt as she had never seen it before. ???
(Really)
Rig the raffle winners - Helmut & 49er
Nosh
- snacks by Pro yummy savory egg muffins & sausage rolls (nice)
Pizza
from the Moutain View Hotel Little Mulgrave.
Jokes by Nostrildumass, Helmut & Royal T.
ONON
next week off to Sodonme. Woodward Street
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Mole - run 2187
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Great
run set twice by Mole due to a spot of rain, washing out the initial run in
Kewarra Beach.
Xtractit
GM rounded them up but Pro decided to stay in the pool..
Returnees
- after a long break Up & Down, Pisspot & 49er back from Singapore.
Charges
from the floor - plenty, Spreadem talking again,
Winner
of Rig the Raffle: PISSPOT : who then should have been charged for alcohol
Abuse as she promptly Smashed the bottle of red wine on the tiles.
Discussion
- regarding combined Harriettes Oct 18 in Airlie Beach - Diamonds & Pearls.
Get on and register. Shared cars.
WINNERs
Titty
Mug - Prickle Magnet
Wanker
shirt- Spreadem.
Plenty
Nosh - Chicken stew, Rice, potato bake, bread.
NOTE
: next week 5pm for 5:30 start as Public holiday.
At
Prostitutes (Pro) for the best Hash this year..
46
Gallet Road
Little
Mulgrave.
See
you there! Bring a friend a joke or 2. Your Togs/ Bathers & towel for a
swim after...the run.
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Super Stork - run 2185
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Fantastic night out on RA -Superstorks Wet Wet run from Mulgrave
road, follow the dreaded schreded we were told, shortly after heading off the
water fell from the sky. Umbrellas or condom coats (Gov) were the order of the
run.
Charges began withWelcome Back - (Forgotten)Slag, Not Yet from his
caravan trip, Bark, Gov & Spreadem, & PythagorAss.
A few other charges from
the floor, charges for both PythagorAss & Super Stork not controlling the
weather.
Few pathetic jokes from the GM and then trumped by Prostitute
telling a few.
Prizes - Chastity Belt
won by Fiddler. Who said she will wear it next week and model it for the Hash.
The long Wooden Donger won by Slag for being a tool & upset
that no one noted spoke about his 3 week break & return.
Winner of Rig the Raffle -GM - Xtractit
Top notch Food - Chicken
& A very Tasty enjoyable Salad which had many going back for a second
helping, topped off with delicious home made dressing.
Few laughs & a relaxed night. Making the Wet Wet Hash outing
well worth the effort.
Next week come along to
Kotex's house, bring a joke or to for a fun night out.
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49er & Royal T - run 2182
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Sorry no notes or photos - but a wet night!
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Wait - a - While - run 2180
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KNEETREMBLER’S
RUN - run 2179
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The run is marked by shredded paper and
it’s on, on, that way said the Hare so off we went towards the hill (where The
House on the Hill used to be), over and around the streets on a fairly long
trek to home. Bit anxious that Virgin
Nicole hadn’t returned but then she wandered in with Farcanel. Mole, who claimed to have followed trail
gave it 2/10, however Dunno gave it a 6/10.
Wot the!
Some charges were laid, mainly to Mole and
Fiddler for their ‘fancy pants’ and included Xtractit for the flashy shirt.
Virgin: Nicole. Returnees:
Big Bazza, Snyce, Dunno, Farcanel, Madam Slash, Sodonme and Write-off.
Mole was presented with the Nipple Cup, and
Kotex presented the Shirt to Slag.
Raffle winners were Chopper and Fiddler.
On, on,
Tutti.
A G P U 5th
March 2018
Kneetrembler requested that a Yearly Report
be read out by Secretary Mole, who stated that we are not really breaking even
with finances with two options to help this problem – one being a recruiting
plan to swell numbers (especially on Celebratory camps) OR to raise weekly
fees. Mole said that the report and
figures were there for anyone to peruse.
Kneetrembler then requested the standing committee come out the front
for one last photo before stating that all committee positions were now vacated
and called for proposals for the new committee. All comittee positions were filled, see comittee page for details.
Nosh was served, and thanks to everyone
that brought along food to help make the evening a pleasant affair.
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Twisted Sista's Twisted Stroll - run 2178 |
“It’s been raining and set trail was washed
out, so here are a few maps (for a selected few) to show you where to go!” All pretty straightforward, after all how
many trails can differ from Greenslopes BBQ area! Along the path and through the wet
‘jungle’ walk to Woodward Street,
walk along toward Jensen Street
– choose your own byroads for a bit more of a run! However we all eventually arrived back home
after some hashers made their own extra trail up and down the hills.
Returnee :
Piss Pot, Grouper and Diamond
(thought it was ‘no dogs in hash – just as well Kneetrembler wasn’t in
attendance.)
The Shirt, and the Titty Cup were awarded
but Wait-a-while said he thought the golf club was a stupid award for hashers
and presented a chastity belt in its place, then awarded it to lucky Dancing
Queen, who is not sure just where it should be worn – see photo.
Mole advised that the AGPU will be held at
Kneetrembler’s home next Monday, Also that the Croc Hash Nash Hash 2019
Inc. Annual General Meeting will be held
on Wednesday 7th at a venue to be advised…..check out the Agenda on
your e-mails.
On, on,
Tutti
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Madam Slash's Dry Run - run 2177
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Not
a spot of rain in sight. Due to gazebos being erected prior to the run to cover
all bases. Dreaded shredded used & hidden behind fences and poles.
Great
evening, runners went the wrong way around the run.. Except for one lone hasher
who was very pleased with himself..even though everyone else knew Sodonme was
wrong.
Circle
held charges laid, songs sung. Welcome back Defoetus, Weed & Mole. &
the returning runner in the red shirt.(see photo)
AWARDS-
Hit & Miss (club)-Wait a While.
Itty
Titty - Kotex
Wanker
Shirt - Twisted Sista
As
per normal hash Nosh was the best!!! Yummo! Scoffed down by the hashes Prepared
by Madam Slash thanking you.
Thank
you all and see you at Greenslopes Street next week for Twisted Sistas run.
AGPU
to be held on 5 th March at Kneetremblers.
All
Committee to bring a dish speak with Kneetrembler for co-ordination of food.
PLEASE
IF YOU HAVE NOT SET A RUN IN THE LAST 5 MONTHS PUT YOUR NAME DOWN ON THE RUN
BOARD.. SEE
Masterfarter...
On
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Master Farter at Home - run 2175
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Wet
Wet Very Wet run. Steamy as well.
A
failure by the R.A Super Stork. But then came back with a Naming of No Name
Hank. Now to be forever known in Hash Circles as
"Right
Off"
Mozzies
had a feast on Hashers during the evening.
Great Nosh
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49er at Pelican Waters - run 2174
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Birthday
celebrations for Spreadem, Fiddler & 49er.
Madam Slash was not at the run
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Slag at Chopper's place - run 2173
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We had a naming tonight. Klara will for evermore be known as Hold On.
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Dunno & Snyce at the Bohemia Centre - run 2172
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A
large group of hashers met at a new venue tonight, the Bohemia Business
Centre in downtown Manoora. A very hot and humid night greeted
the pack of 31 hashers.
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DQ at Edge Hill - run 2171
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Sorry no notes or photos
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Pro At Little Mulgrave - run 2170
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A
very small bunch of Hashers met at the pub at Little Mugrave for the
first run of 2018. Really small bunch - there was only
five. All is peaceful in the Valley
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Christmas at Poolwood Road - run 2169
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Sorry, no notes or photos!!
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Pecker at Whitfield - run 2168
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We met at Pecker's home in Whitfield for the last run before
Christmas. Off round the suburbs we went following a well marked trail
- well it was until we lost it! Trail found again and we were off
again through the streets, along drains and through parks. This hasher
and others opted not to climb the hill for the drink stop but Pecker
obligingly stopped for us on his way back.
Back at the keg and our
visitor from Japan, Spicy Sausage, was welcomed as were returnees
Captain F and Success. Down downs were drunk, charges laid,
memorabilia presented and the raffle was drawn.
This is my
last run with Cairns Hash, I am moving to Bundaberg in the New Year.
Thank you all for the hashing fun of the last 9 years and I will see
you all at Nash Hash.
on on
MOFL |

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Master Farter's New Home - run 2167
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A large bunch of hashers met in Holloways for the virgin run
from Master Farter's new home. Off around the suburb we went, along the
beach vainly looking for arrows in the sand. All good, we came out the
other end and continued on chalk arrows on the bitumen.
Back at the keg, the hare was down downed, visitors, including Bravefart
and In tents Sex from Geneva were welcomed, returnees returned, charges were
laid and memorabilia presented. Well done to Pro for managing to keep the
shirt for a whole week without putting it in someone's car or leaving it
behind! This was presented to Spreadem - just 'cos!
Tasty nosh was eaten and it is on on to Pecker's run next week.
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Christmas Run - run 2166
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It's
that time of year- our Christmas Run. The venue this year was the
Crown Hotel where a large group of hashers met before a short walk
around the CBD. It rained so we had the circle under the slight
shade of a large tree with its roosting birds threatening to do what
birds do best from a great height.
Back to the Crown and the usual circle with charges from the run.
The meals began arriving and we all tucked into the very tasty nosh.
It was then time to award badges for the various number of runs
completed. The eating and drinking continued making a very enjoyable
evening. Thanks to all those who made this event happen!!
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Spreadem at her place - run 2165
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Sorry no photos or notes!!
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Super Stork - or was it? - run 2164
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Where
is the Hare?? Apparently out of town! He set the run
yesterday but of course it rained so Weed made a last minute dash
around re-setting trail. Off we went following chalk marks and
now shredded paper as well. Around and around the suburbs we
went, along streets and drains.
Back at the keg charges were laid, returnees returned, Broken Seal was
farewelled as he heads off for colder climes south and MOFL was wished
Hashy Birthday along with a lovely bunch of orchids from Tuttie
Fruittie.
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Bullseye @ Holloways - run 2163
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Sodonme & Oops in Edge Hill - run 2162
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Halloween at the GM's - run 2161
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There
were ghosts, witches & hookers and even Hannibal Lector turned up
for the Halloween run at Xtractit's home. The run is on chalk,
big arrows she said so off we went. The trail was well marked
with large chalk arrows and we walked for what seemed forever, on a
hot, humid night, before eventually getting back to the keg!
A good, well marked run was given the appropriate score before charges
were laid, returnees including the GM were returned before nosh of
pumpkin soup - of course, followed by chicken and salads.
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Spock at his place - run 2160
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A
bunch of merry hashers met at the abode of Spock and Bouncer for a
typical Spock run, plenty of mixed terrain, water and places you needed
a bit of logic to get around as well as large well marked arrows.
Back at the keg those that only managed to get as far as the Kangaroo's
club were awarded with a drink, more than they got at the club as it
was closed!! Spock was awarded a suitable score after a run and
walkers report was given.
Returnees were returned, Pro sat in the circle and charges were
laid. Broken Seal was awarded the egg for a low profile, maybe
because he hadn't laughed at all!!
Tasty nosh followed and it is on on to the GM's Halloween run next week.
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Helmet in Forest Gardens - run 2159
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The
rain kept away as our band of Hashers began the run round the leafy
suburb. The trail was marked on shredded paper, the earlier chalk
markings had been washed away earlier in the day! The runners
went up the hill, the walkers didn't so missed the drink stop.
Back at the keg, charges were laid including all those who did not go
up the hill! 49er, Royal T and Broken Seal were welcomed
back. The raffle was drawn and then it was on to the very tasty
nosh of Cottage Pie and vegetables, very yummy, thanks Prickle!
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Wait- a - While Celebration Run - run 2158 |
We
met tonight at the bottom of the hill going up to Copperlode Dam, the
site of WaW's first run 30 years ago! In those days it was still all
cane fields around the area and Reservoir Road was nowhere as busy as
it is today. The run is set on chalk and the on on is up the hill on
the other side of the road, said the Hare as we set off. Round
the suburbs we went on a well marked trail, a big loop round the suburb
of Brinsmead. Back to the keg with very favourable run reports given.
The usual charges were laid with WaW charging Farcanal and Super Stork
for riding on the back of a cane train - 30 years ago!!!
Great nosh followed - happy 30 years of hashing Wait-a-While |
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Pro @ His Place - run 2157 |
Sorry no notes or photos!! |
Legless in Whitfield - run 2156 |
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Master Farter in Woree - run 2155 |
We
all met in a park in Woree for another of Master Farter's challenging
runs. It is on chalk and on tape as you go through the shiggy he said,
there is water! Off we went, MF had forgotten to mention hills, very
big ones! On the pack went following a well marked trail, through snake
infested undergrowth and cascading streams we trecked. Safely out into
the suburbs with no snake bites we headed back for the very welcome keg
and nibbles.
Circle followed
with the GM awarding a down down to all those sitting in the circle.
Run reports were given with very favourable reports from both the
runners and the walkers, another great run by Master Farter.
Charges we laid, Madame Slash was charged for nearly drowning Not Yet
and Slag, not with the water from the stream however! Slag and Not Yet
were charged for being gentlemen and waiting for the Harriettes -
gentlemen in hash - whatever next! Farcanal was awarded the low profile
award along with KT. Bouncer was charged with being confused!
Madame Slash was awarded the shirt and Spreadem was charged for hanging
on to a couple of awards and then trying to blame Guv.
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Manu Manu returns - run 2154 |
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Pecker in Brinsmead - run 2153 |
A
park in Shale Street was the venue for tonight's run, it's on chalk and
flour with no shiggy and no creek crossings Pecker said. Off we went
through Goomboora Park and across the creek! Sadly the run was so short
Pecker did not get to the drink stop before the hashers and Mole and
Xtractit did the run twice!! Back at the circle, charges were
laid, our virgin from Japan was welcomed, Defeatus posed, Bouncer and
Pro were returned and DQ presented Master Farter with THE shirt for
some misdemeanor or other.
Tasty spag bol was eaten and it is on on to a returning hasher, Manu Manu's run next week. |
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Mole's run of the week - run 2152 |
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Master Farter at Smithfield - run 2151 |
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Swampy at Trinity Park - run 2149 |
The
parking area at the bottom of Reed Road was the venue for tonight's
hash run. Swampy told a very unlikely tale of having to set the run
four times as the wind blew away the flour and the dog ate the toilet
paper! Anyway off we went through sand dunes, parks and the wild of
Trinity Park. It was certainly a case of "are we there yet" by the time
we got back to the keg.
Circle
convened and Tutti Fruiti and TP were sent to the front for nattering!
One of our visitors, La Di Da from Bunbury gave the walkers report and
Super gave the runners, score given and the hare was down downed.
Charges were laid and other visitors welcomed and returnees returned.
Tasty vegetarian nosh followed, thanks Swampy and it is on on to Master
Farters run next week. No excuse for getting lost there is a map on the
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Mofl's Brinsmead Bearly run - run 2147 |
Mofl
said the rain had washed out the set trail and issued pages of
directions, which were rather confusing as we didn’t know the names of
the Closes and Roads mentioned, and so the first mistake most of us
made was to NOT turn left, as instructed. The runners
disappeared into the night and the walkers managed to fathom out most
of the trail to reach the DS at Mofl’s driveway. It was all
downhill in the dark from there so the torches we had been presented on
the weekend came in very handy. All agreed it was a
pleasant run with the runners awarding 7/10 and the walkers a
6/10….excellent.
After a few charges
from the night’s run there were many charges incurred from the weekend
at Tinaroo. Kotex threw the ‘Shirt’ to Dancing Queen for
not attending a run being held especially for Drag Queens, and Slag
said his glamorous image was displayed all around his place of
work…..oh, that pink wig and low cut ‘dress’!
Tasty
nosh was served, followed by ‘cake, with cream’ as Mole said, and now
it is On, On to Wait-a-while’s run being held at Chopper’s abode in
Freshwater next Monday.
Cheers, Tutti..
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All the photos & story of
Winter Camp 2017 run 2150 |
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Bullseye's turn - run 2146 |
New
venue for Hash tonight but not a new area, we were in a park in Mt
Sheridan. Off we went, trail is marked on chalk, said the hare. Through
the wilds of Mt Sheridan we went with the runners going off in the
opposite direction. Back at the keg run and walk reports were
told with a scary tale of just beating the cane train over the bridge
at one point on the runners trail, maybe they went the wrong way!!
Our visitor was welcomed, returnees were returned and Koty got the
dreaded Shirt of the Week for not only face planting last week but
coming off her bike at the weekend and damaging her other knee.
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Knee Trembler's Detention - run 2143 |
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Nom de Plume at Jalarra Park - run 2141 |
Sorry - no notes or photos this week! |
Pecker's run - run 2137 |
Circle:
TP was ready to write the notes– she had organised a seat under the light, pen, paper and an intellectual mind.
Pro was called out the front because of his boob show.
Run
Report was good – 5/10 for Pecker because it was a good run and well
marked. Pro got lonely on the way back because ??????? Walkers also
gave it a 5/10.
Charges: Spreadem for bragging, TP for pointing and whinging, CatBoy being semi-naked, various others that Slag fed well with downers
By
this time TP was no longer able keep up with the notes because she had
consumed too much incohol, nah, oucoholl, nah that stuff that affects
the noggin…..…she apologises profusely….nah, she doesn’t!
Anyhoo, Tiny Tool drew the waffle, Retard and Crackpot won that stuff, you know, incohol, oucohol, whatever!!
The Boss (not Retard, ExtraTit) said that Barrabadenn flyers will be available next week.
Also, book soon for interhash in Fiji “cause accommodation is running out.
Thanks for great Nosh, Pecker
On, On,
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SLAG’S SUBURBAN STROLL - run 2136 |
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Some
hashers arrived early by car; some hashers arrived just in time in a
taxi; and others were just late! The Hare climbed up on the
tray of the ute, sat on top of the drinks esky and declared that it was
a shortish run off in ‘that’ direction, and that the circle would
be over ‘there’ behind the near-by shops. So off we all went
along the grass to the first check where we all milled around until
someone discovered trail along the drain and across the bridge.
After meandering around in ‘lego land’ for a while we all finally
traipsed back to the car park and formed a circle.
Returnees
were welcomed back and a few charges were laid. There were 3, yes
three, special ‘items’ to be awarded and then a Hashy Birthday was sung
to Not Yet. 49’er then invited everyone to Trinity HHH at the
Royal Castle this Tuesday to celebrate Royal T’s
birthday. Mole urged everyone to ‘please pay your
rego for Croc Nash Hash before the end on May to boost the numbers
along for negotiating purposes.’ We all then adjourned to
the hotel dining room for a good meal and drink. A good
night all around thanks to Slag. On, on,,,,,Tutti |
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Master Farter's Redlynch Ramble - run 2135 |
A
decent sized pack turned up to run around Redlynch. We haven't been in
this area for a while so it was almost like new hash territory with all
the new subdivisions. The pack of walkers and runners split early with
1 lot going left and the other lot going right - were we ever going to
meet up ??
I can only reflect on the
run side as it had road run, shiggy run, train track run, canal run,
new subdivision run, jumping fences run and lots of running in the
dark. Great trail and lots of markings. Xtratctit and Mole' opted for
the easy run home instead of going in the dark and shiggy with Pro and
Supa. Good choice !!
The run scored somewhere between 1 & 10 from both walkers and runners and the hare was dully charged.
There were numerous other frivolous charges, Koty, Prickle, Pro, Mole'
Supa, Madam Slash, Swampy and we even had a Virgin!! Master Farter was
finally awarded the POW shirt - after coveting it for so long. .
Great nosh and a great run - ON ON Master Farter |
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Mole at Bunnings - run 2134 |
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Extractit's Turn - run 2133 |
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Prickle & Helmet's Easter Run - run 2132 |
Holiday
run so start at 5 pm, the website said…..oh, well some of us forgot but
still got there in time to set off with hashers who actually got it
right, however, some did not!!! The trail went toward the
highway, then on the overpass and down into the eastern side of the
highway to the drink stop. Very pleasant walking in the
hour before the sun set. Nice and cool and torches weren’t
needed. Only a small, but enthusiastic, group of hashers
but we all enjoyed the run and the company.
Weed
was charged for hanging back and walking with the harriettes – thanks
Weed, all the latecomers were charged with alzheimers, DQ was awarded
the little item, and Mole presented Spread’em the large item for
pretending she now has and Aussie accent.
Mole handed out rego forms for Croc Nash Hash 2019.
Nosh was delicious lamb roast and veges, with the traditional English
‘spotted dick’ with custard for desert…..yummy! Thanks
Prickle and Helmut.
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Master Farter's birthday run - run 2130 |
No notes or photos. |
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Twisted Sista & BT - run 2129 |
Beautiful sunset compliments of Cyclone Debbie which was doing its stuff further south. |
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SLAG’S PUB RUN - run 2128 |
Nice
idea, not new to HHH really, that we should have a Pub Rub from the
Hambledon Hotel in Edmonton……as so we did, however about and hour
before the Run the heavens opened and we had water, water
everywhere! The hashers arrived, dripping wet and
would have been quite happy staying in the bar, but no, after the meal
orders were lodged we all set off, some with raincoats, some with
umbrellas and all with very wet feet.
Not
a long run and the circle was held at one end of the bar, NOT at
Ravizza Park as specified in the notes and then we all adjourned to
collect our very tasty meals in the dining room. Well
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SUPA’S CITY STROLL - run 2127 |
Another balmy night in Cairns and the small band of hashers were
instructed to follow the shredded paper trail, even though we had to
cross the dangerously busy roads at times, so be careful’ was the
watchword from the Hare. The runners quickly faded
into the wild blue yonder and the walkers paced it out around the
Showground, and further – for some – others decided ‘on home’ was a
good option, for a cool drink. Eventually the pack
regathered, downing a few coldies and chatting when Twisty noticed that
BT had not returned. We all settled back in our chairs and
decided to wait another 10 mins or so before Mole and Helmet drove off
to scour the roads – to no avail! Much consternation about who
lost BT, who should have kept an eye on where she was, etc, etc
and then the Hare received a call to say she managed to find her way to
a friend’s house near Central Shopping Centre and would wait there
until Twisty could collect her after the run. The usual circle was held with Bullseye
awarding the ‘shirt’ to Twisty, who also received the long wooden
item. Bit more discussion about the misplacement of BT and
it was decided that as she has no sense of direction, and is prone to
getting lost, would be well advised to carry her mobile phone with her
on all the runs so she would be able to tap into a map of the area, or
that rescue could be achieved if needed. Mole advised there
would be a meeting on Wednesday at the Cape York Hotel regarding
election of office bearers for the Croc Run in 2019.
Wot no lasagne at Supa’s run!!!!! However the chicken and lovely salads were very tasty and enjoyed by all.
On, on,
Tutti |
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Not Yet at His Place - run 2125 |
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It
was an extremely small group of hashers that turned up at the home of
Not Yet & No Nickers. Off went the two runners and off went the
five walkers! Round through the streets of Mooroobool and through parks
and scrub we didn't know existed.
Back at the keg, Master Farter gave the runners report and gave it a
score of ..yesss. DQ gave the walkers report and scored it ...nooo
Which gave a total score of mmmm. |
Down
downs were taken including charges for everybody seeing there was only
a few of us. The hare was down downed by a choir conducted by our very
own assistant choir mistress, none other than DQ.
Great nosh followed with steak onion and salad. The run next week is
back here with No Nickers as the hare |
Chopper in Freshwater - run 2124 |
A
lot of Hashers are away this week at Nash Hash so it was a depleted
group that met at Chopper's place in Freshwater. The trail is marked on
chalk, said Chopper so off we went with our sole runner Master Farter
guiding the way. Trail was lost and then found and we eventually
arrived back at the keg. This is when the feast started, there was
sausages and chicken nibbles, pate and biscuits and a huge platter of
fresh fruit. The circle eventually got underway with the usual
charges and presentation of awards. We were then treated to roast lamb
with all the trimmings, what a spread. Chopper's birthday was
acknowledged with a rousing rendition of Hashy Birthday. To those who
did not make it you missed a really good night! |
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Helmet & Prickle at their place - run 2123 |
A
hot and sticky night as we met at Helmet and Prickles home in Forest
Gardens. Off we went, the trail is on chalk and shredded paper. Down
into the creek bed we went where Fiddler performed a spectacular swan
dive and hit the deck with an almighty bang. Having made sure Fiddler
was OK we all continued. Up hills and more hills and more hills. A
false trail at the top of one hill only had one thing going for it, it
was downhill until the next up. Back at the keg Super Stalk gave
the runners report and said that the run was a typical Helmet run, up
hill and more uphill and when we are coming down it is still uphill.
This summed up tonight's run which was a bit challenging for most of
us.
A visitor from England, Her Fault, was welcomed.
Charges were laid including one for Fiddler for "attention seeking activities"
Awards were awarded and we all enjoyed the lovely nosh where we were
joined by another visiting Hasher, Cougar bait who comes from Canada.
He had been diving today so could not make the run but joined us in
time for a drink and nosh.
On on to next week's run at Chopper's who has promised a short run and
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AGPU 2017 - run 2122 |
A
host of hashers gathered at the Kneetrembler Palace on a sunny
afternoon, yes our RA had told the rain to bugger off for a few hours
while important ‘things’ were to be done, and we were soon sent on our
way for a run/stroll around the confines of West Cairns. Some of
the wiser walkers opted for a shortcut after traipsing around drains
and roads and happily returned ‘on home’ however the carefree runners,
including some braver walkers, carried on to view the shopping centre
and more roads and drains, returning in a very sweaty
condition…….hurrah for the lovely pool for a cool down!
Our
GM called on Mofl as a stand-in for the Hare to receive the
accolades for the run but she mistakenly thought she was to give a run
report and gave it a 4/10, after a bit of toing and froing,
Masterfarter reported that it was a long run, with no creeks to cross
and gave it a 3/10. This scribe is not sure if that makes it a
7/10 run or not !!
Returnees:
ManuManu, Retard, TP, Chopper, StillComing, Big Bazza, Pecker, Plucker,
PissPot, and a visitor from Broome Complete Flop.
Charges: Guv for damaging a shirt; Not
Yet for creating his own trail; DNA for not only NOT in hash
attire but wearing her shirt inside-out (go figure); Swampy and
NomdePlume for (as usual) loving up all the dogs they met on the run;
BT for trying to resemble a runner; Kotex for gossiping
about Defeetist; 49er and Farcanel for running in the circle;
Kneetremble for not understanding water levels; Defeetist for
wearing ‘that shirt’ (which Mole again tried to rip off him);
Supa for being honourable …what the!
Raffles
were won by DNA and Legless. Shirt
of Shame awarded by Spreadem to Kotex for something or other; Tit
of the Week to Madam Slash for wingeing about the long run;
POW to Defeetist just because we can. NomdePlume would not award
the little silver POW because she likes it soooo much.
On
a more solemn note, our RA reported that sadly Deep Throat from
Geelong, had passed away and our thoughts of sympathy went out to
Wait-a-While and family as we sang a Hymmm.
Defeetist
handed over the floor to Kneetremble who called out the present
committee so that we could thank them for their services and then Mole
presented quick resume of the finances – we spent $16,006 over
the year with about $11,000 of that being for grog, other expenses were
for food, trailer rego and repairs etc, leaving a balance of about
$900.07 in the bank, and then she advised that the statements could be
examined ‘over there’ if you wish to do so. Thanks
were given to Slag for the great job he did for the year and then
Kneetrembler called for nominations for the various committee positions
for the coming year.
The new
committee is listed on the Committee page. This is your new Committee
for the coming year and we all thank them for taking up these positions
of responsibility on our behalf.
Photos
of the new Committee were taken and then everyone adjourned to the
wonderful nosh that Kneetremble and Cowrie had presented……..well
done!
On, on, Tutti |
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Master Farter's cycle track run - run 2120 |
A
very small bunch turned up for Master Farter's run at the cycle track
at Smithfield, it is too hot, too many mossies were some of the excuses
for not turning up. Yes, it was hot, VERY hot and yes there were
mossies but also a brilliant run.
Master Farter had not set trail but gave us all a "map" which until it
was explained did not mean a thing. It was a guide to turning left or
right at the various named trails as we made our way through the
mountain bike trail. Bits of paper in hand we set off. All went well
until we came to Ring Road where a few hashers decided they were going
back. The rest of the walkers, all four of us, continued on but
unfortunately read the directions wrongly and missed a bridge. We
decided to make our own trail and eventually got back home. All except
Extractit who struck out on her own determined to find trail, which she
eventually did and arrived back at the keg, very hot but happy!!
Super gave the run report, brilliant run and Extractit, as the only
walker to finish the run echoed this.
Charges were laid including charging the short-cutters especially
Masterbate who took out his phone to use the GPS to find the shortest
way back! Slag showed us an award that a careless/forgetful Townsville
hasher had left lying around after a Townsville run. Mofl was charged
for hiding behind the camera!
Great nosh followed so it is now on on to next week's run! |
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PRO’S RUN - THE FIRST FOR 2017 - RUN 2117 |
“The
rain has probably washed out trail” said Pro as he carefully handed out
maps to a few hashers, with further instructions to turn left at
Piccalo’s Bridge……yes, that’s right, down into the long grass, snakes,
and water. Trail was quickly lost by most of the
group and Pro was seen to be running backward and forward checking up
to see who survived! Supa Stork located and felt a stinging
bush but the pack managed to struggle through puddles and canefields to
arrive home in one piece.
Spread’em,
Not Yet and Pussy Shaver were the only hashers with enough energy left
to have a swim in the pool, while the rest enjoyed a cool drink trying
to cool down. Supa gave a run report saying it was an
excellent run and awarded 10/10 but with a deduction of 8 because of
the stinging bush….so 2/10. The walkers added a few points……not
sure why……and so it became about 4/10. Only a few frivolous
charges and Twisted Sista was presented with the little silver award
for some reason or other.
Tasty
nosh of chicken pieces and fried rice, with a vegetarian dish, was
served, followed by ice-creams. Next week the run will
probably be at the KFC park on Mulgrave Road but Slag advised us to
consult the website for confirmation. Thanks Pussy Shaver and Pro.
On, on, Tutti |
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Weed & Mole's Christmas Recovery run - run 2116 |
Sorry, no photos or notes!! |
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Crackpot in Freshwater - run 2113 |
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Wait - A - While at Kanimbla - run 2111 |
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Spreadem at Yorkey's - run 2109 |
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DNA at Clifton Beach - run 2108 |
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Master Farter at Greenslopes Street - run 2107 |
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Mole in Smithfield - run 2106 |
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Knee Trembler at Kanimbla - run 2103 |
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Pro in Greenslopes Street - run 2102 |
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Defeatus at the "Old Bunnings" - run 2101 |
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Dancing Queens's Suburban Stroll - run 2100 |
A
small but cheerful group of hashers set off ‘that way’ – a vague wave
of DQ’s hand indicating trail – yes, down the hill it was with the
intrepid members of the group wandering along on the left of road, not
Tutti though, she was on the footpath and at the bottom of the hill
found the “On Home” sign. Well that would have been a
very short walk so we all soldiered on, across the bridge and into the
new development near Isabella School. The arrows home were
soon discovered and we all trooped back up the hill to the keg……best
move of the whole stroll.
We welcomed
visitor Fog Horn from Bundaberg HHH and his friend Mark (virgin),.and
assistant trail setter (no Hash name as yet) but friend of DQ.
The main charge was for the non-walker/runners, namely, DQ, 49’er,
Masterfarter and DQ’s friend. Other charges were made and
discussion was held about the absence of our Tasmania hashers who had
proposed to conduct the next run, but we have not been advised of just
where!? Please consult the website to see if Defeatus’s run will
be moved up a week!!
Soooo, On, On to somewhere next Monday
Cheers,
Tutti Fuitti |
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MastaFarter and Chopper - run 2099 |
Sorry no photos or notes! |
Swampy at Smithfield - run 2098 |
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Master Farter & Chopper - run 2097 |
No notes or photos!!!! |
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Value Added Super Stalk - run 2096 |
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Manu Manu at Liquid Tiles - run 2095 |
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Graduate at Freshwater - run 2094 |
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Master Farter in Smithfield - run 2093 |
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Madame Slash in the Park - run 2092 |
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Spreadem and Guv - run 2091 |
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NOM de PLUME’S NATURE STROLL - run 2089 |
Amazingly,
all hashers obeyed the No Cars in the Park sign and parked along the
roadsides, which meant the drinks also had to left down
there…….isn’t fortunate that hashers enjoy a walk, as we all had
to go back and forth for a drink.
Nommy
sent us all off , “In that direction” with both arms outstretched,
which caused a little consternation at first but we finally headed off
in the right direction. Passed the caravan park and over the main
highway, through a Laneway and on to a very dark park. Don’t
think we lost anyone in there and then out onto the road to go up the
hill, then further up the hill, however some shortcutters decided that
was enough hills for them and headed ‘on home’. The rest of
the pack went on over the hill above Mofl’s house and a little later
the runners were directed on a very well marked trail up another
hill. The walkers trudged on until they found an “On home” sign
and thankfully followed the well marked trail home again…….however, Pro
decided to take a ‘short cut’ through another park and was quick to
realize that this was really a long way around..
Virgins: Mary turned up for the run
Visitors: Lassie and Tonto from Mackay; Piss
Pot from Canberra but recently named at Cooktown HHH.
There were many charges, mainly aimed at Pro, and Farcanel informed us
of Not Yet’s mishap (fell of the roof of his Mother’s house) because he
wasn’t present last week when we had all discussed it. Not
Yet is home from hospital and able to get about a bit on crutches but
should imagine he is in a lot of pain from a cracked tail bone.
Nommy provided us with a pleasant nosh of ham, tomatoes, green beans
and onions on fresh bread rolls, and Tutti brought along a fruit cake
to share to celebrate her birthday.
Please
see a flyer (soon to be posted) re the ‘away weekend’ at the Little
Mulgrave area at the beginning of November, and a reminder that it is
Nommy’s Harriettes run Wednesday next week from Arnold St, Aeroglen.
On, on. Tutti |
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49er at the Village Green - run 2088 |
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Retard at Reed Road - run 2087 |
Sorry - no notes or photos this week! |
Wait A While at His Place - run 2086 |
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Nostrildumbass and Xtrackit dig it - run 2085 |
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Groper at the Real Estate - run 2084 |
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Masta Farta & Retard at JCU - run 2082 |
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Masta Farta in Whitfield - run 2081 |
SORRY - NO PHOTOS OR NOTES!! |
Mole at Kewarra - run 2080 |
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Graduate at Centaur Park - run 2079 |
The
park that Graduate chose for her run has the name and a memorial to the
Australian Hospital Ship Centaur which was attacked and sunk by a
Japanese submarine off the coast of Queensland, Australia, on 14 May
1943. The Centaur’s wreck was discovered on 20 December 2009, located
about 30 nautical miles off the southern tip of Moreton Island.
The park was a little bit hard to find for some including Slag, so no
keg before the run! Off we went through new Hash territory following
chalk and strips of green material, very nice environmentally but hard
to see on the trees when it got dark.
Back at the circle Supa Stalk took control and the Hare was down
downed, charges laid including one for the front runners in the walkers
pack for not seeing a green strip which Chopper swears was at the last
3ft long. Koty was charged for squealing when a small cane toad dared
to cross her path, scaring the heck out of MOFL, Koty not the toad!
Helmet was convinced the bin tried to attack him making him drop a bottle!!
Returnees were returned. A very enjoyable nosh followed as we sat around under the stars.
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DQ at The Palace - run 2078 |
A
fast-paced walk around the suburbs was tonight's run except for Super
Stalk who was the lone runner until Pro eventually turned up.
Back at the circle visitors from Perth were welcomed, Twisted Sista was
welcomed back and charges were laid as usual including one for Slag who
had tried to convince the whole pack that we should follow him!! A
shirt-look-alike charge was also laid.
Nosh was eaten before a cake appeared to celebrate Crackpot's birthday |
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Pro at Little Mulgrave - run 2077 |
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Legless in Harley Street - run 2076 |

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is not often we get a choice in Hash but this week was different.
A very small group of hashers met at a new venue at the end of Harley
Street, Kamerunga for a run by Legless with Master Farter as the
Hare. This where the choice came in – you can choose to walk or
run, you can choose, if you are a walker, to go over the bridge or not
go over the bridge, three trails have been set!!! This Harriette
opted for no bridge so a group of us set off across the paddocks, past
the dump shop, out to the arterial road, took our life in our hands as
we made our way to Stony Creek Road where we found Master Farter
perched high on a stool on a rock with the drink stop – original to say
the least.
Back along the pathway to the keg where the circle got underway, with
the rain threatening at any minute.
Charges were laid, including one for Koty – something to do with a
fishing comp she managed to win. Returnees were welcomed and the
raffle was won by Crackpot and Pro.
Nosh was served and eaten just as drizzly rain started, a great run in a new venue |
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Helmet & Prickle at their place - run 2075 |
Forest
Gardens was the venue for this week's run. The small group of hashers
was swelled in number by quite a few visitors/virgins. The trail
was marked on chalk and shredded paper so off through the suburbs we
ran. Well marked trail with the runners and walkers splitting after a
welcome drink stop.
Back at the keg and Dickless and Margaret from Sweden were welcomed as
was Bung Hole, Jenny and another Harriette whose name escapes me!
Helmet was down downed with a score of 0 for the run, the runners
report gave a score of 4.5 and the walkers report a score of -4.5!!
Koty was charged for introducing Jenny as a virgin when in fact she had
run before back in the dim dark past that only Far Canal with his
advancing age and long memory could remember.
Pro was charged for being late to the circle - he was still in the pool
and Master Farter was charged for something or other!!
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Swampy at Palm Cove - run 2074 |
A
small but enthusiastic group of hashers met at the BBQ area in Palm
Cove hoping it was not going to rain! In the absence of the GM, Ass GM
and goodness knows who else the RA became the stand in GM. Off we went
on a trail marked with chalk and toilet paper. Through the suburb we
charged, along footpaths, tracks beside creeks that crocodiles inhabit,
beaches and new suburbs that haven't made it yet and back to the keg.
Swampy was charged in the usual way, she really enjoyed her down down!!
Visitors Bo Peep and Juggler were welcomed, we did have another
visitor, Flash, who decided not to come to the circle!!
Charges were laid including one for Gav for trying to tap dance all
over Slag, just because a curlew had leaped out of the bushes to attack
him!!
Nomi New Shoes welcomed her new shoes to Hash in the traditional way!!
Nosh was served, a lovely vegetarian mild curry with crusty bread -
Thanks Swampy (p.s. the rain held off)
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Fiddler in the Rain - run 2068 |
A
good size crowd of hashers met at Fiddler's on the beach at Holloways.
The trail is marked on shredded paper, said Fiddler, as she sent us on
our way. Here and there and there and here through bushes and
streets we went until we came back to the beach. No surely the
run cannot go back towards keg – but – yes it did. Only Fiddler
could get away with having the drink stop at the keg and then sending
the hashers, well most of them, off again on the run even though it had
started raining
Back at the circle, charges were laid, Nostrildumas and Extractit for
PDA, as well as a charge for all those not born in Australia seeing the
next day was Australia Day.
Koty presented DQ with THE Shirt – something to do with her sex life – won’t go there!
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Koty at Forest Gardens - run 2066 |
Great run - wonderful nosh - what more could you want?? |
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Mole Beats the Rain at Trinity - run 2064 |
Only
the very brave (or foolhardy) turned out for the last run of the year
to fight the storms/weather /impending cyclone at Trinity Beach. It was
echoed that it was the finest run of the year/decade/century.
Mole'
led the pack in and around the beachfront and backstreets praying that
the heavens didn't open at any time soon. The tour included the local
wildlife wallabies, ducks, plovers and lurking somewhere in the shadows
was a crocodile (probably). It even included spying the current RA
having dinner at a local restaurant with his harem. That's a bit rude
when it was a hash night and it was now obvious that he preferred the
company of 2 buxom wenches over the delightful Cairns HHH pack.
After this the pack took a democratic vote and it was off to the Pub for a drink stop.
At least it wasn't far to get back to the nibbles and circle. The
run scored brilliant 9.9 out of 10 so it must have been a fantastic run
set by Mole'. Just desserts for all her hard work! You bastards are
sorry you missed it . Even the GM woosed out, so the circle
started with a stand in GM in Kneetrembler. There was a coup and he was
upsurged by Slag about half way through - Slag for GM!! Who would
have thought.
Charges
were laid to the Hare Mole` and returnees Captain F###er and SucCess
who were charged again for short cutting the run and going straight to
the pub and then again for announcing that they are getting married in
April. Another hash wedding?? There were other charges to Retard,
Crackpot, TP, Koty and maybe more but memory started to fail at that
time.
Great BBQ nosh and salads and even fruit cake for desert and no rain on the run so 2015 finished off well.
On On Till next year!! |
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Christmas Run - Cape York Hotel - run 2063 |
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Knee Trembler at His Place - run 2060 |
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Farcanal in Wharf Street - run 2059 |
PRO got to the gathering 20 minutes early and was miffed that no one
noticed that he wasn’t late. Anyway when he finally stopped on-telling
us, there we were still like the proverbial shags on the rocks, within
sight and smell of the wharves of the Cairns Inlet, with a near-full
moon and the plaintive cry of the GM with his never-ending cry like one
of the local curlews. We were a round couple of dozen goslings come to
the feet of the master only to be told, “Shut the F*ck up!!!”. “Shut
the F*ck up!!!”. Anyway it was FARCANNEL’ s run, and what an
introduction it was; too short to finish a game of cards, but short
enough not to hear all the excuses why there was no chalk or toilet
paper. KOTY was in charge of the run photos and did she ever keep them
close to her chest. We were a tight little re- group outside Rattle
& Hum, but no one had any money for a drink stop.
CHARGES: TUTTI
FRUTTI for accusing a bystander for not talking strine. DANCING
QUEEN for doing a 2 metres long run on the walk. 49ER said KOTY told
another bystander that it was a bike path and for having a stick thrown
her way.[It missed] KOTY again for saying over and over, “For
Gawds sake. For Gawds sake”. TEE PEE for being told to “ shut yer
dawg up” cause “there’s no dawgs at Hash” DEFEOTUS because the
dog didn’t respect the GM, but TEE PEE said all male Hashers are
animals at any rate. CHOPPER said KOTY couldn’t count 3 ladies on the
walk when there were 4 of them. RETARD had to do his 4 glass
trick but came undone, underbalanced and crashed across the
down-down table; his form of alcohol abuse apparently; but he said that
TEE PEE held onto the stiff board too long; a girl has to grab what she
can she said. SLAG drove off and someone thought he went because
LEGLESS had knocked him back yet again, but he came back after a while
without his shoes. I can’t keep up; too much for a scribe.
A few other charges were lost in translation. CHOPPER, NOMI, MASTER
FARTER, and NOSTRILDUMAS had more luck with the 4 glass down-down
trick, more good luck than balancement.
The RAFFLE went to 49ER and the hard working HASH-CASH lady. ROYAL T
told a joke that he hadn’t got from any Hash websites so no one got it,
and NOSTRILDUMASS told a joke that he had made up himself and no one
got that either. DEFOETUS kept the circle going too long by
telling us that someone always told him the circle went too long.
FARCANNEL got our attention with an armful of pizza boxes to finish the
evening.
Royal T scribe. |
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Mole's Kewarra Kapers - run 2058 |
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Graduate's Ghostly Run - run 2056 |
Well, to begin this informative blurb about Graduate’s Halloween Run, TP would like to reveal:
- that the Run was fantastic and deserved a score of 8/10 from both runners and walkers
- that the nibbles and nosh were fantastic and deserved a score of 50/10 due to Graduate’s excellence in culinary skills
- that the venue totally befitted the Halloweenity of the occasion with webs, lanterns and skulls and
- that the keg master was grumpy about the deposition of bottles and cans in his dirty vehicle.
Now,
there IS a mistake in the above paragraph and that mistake is that this
is NOT an informative blurb. Whilst points 1) 2) 3) and 4) are
totally correct, the following composition consists of a fuzzy
recollection of the evening’s events because the author was not aware
that she would be volunteering her supreme intelligence to put words
together that accurately relate the usual HHH rituals such as run
reports, trumped up charges, vague announcements and other extremely
interesting mundane stuff.
So, here are more points that may be true, or more likely are not true,
- Cashed-up gave a very detailed run report
- 49er received the Wooden Penis so that RoyalT can have a rest
- Mole was still snufflingDefoetus was celebrating that he had slept with Jennifer Love-Hewitt
- Charges
went to KT, Wait-a-While and Retard for actions that upset the more
sensitive HHHers (Lifeline may help these poor chargers).
I do recall correctly that it was a good night.
R.I.P.
Terrific Person
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There
we were, under the spreading fig tree and surrounded by the ghosts of
lively times past at the Old Smithfield Cemetery, where horses were
shed with gold, the taverns never ran dry and the best ladies never
slept. And what a happy mob were us, decked out in Halloween clobber,
under the cobwebs and lit by flickering lanterns vainly trying to keep
the dark away. However, amongst the joy there is always a control freak
who says, “ Is there a run tonight?” in the usual thin reedy
plaintive voice. So GRADUATE explained the run which was
set with chalk, rice, and toilet paper. Good choice, raw brown rice; it
reminded me when I set it with cooked rice because WEED said it was
more visible, but it wasn’t very visible at all, because the wildlife
ate it. A merry clip to the drink stop, which was
vegetarian guava, and which lubricated us up a very leafy steep short
hill. Some undignified Hashers crawled up on all fours, but the
dignified ones climbed up at an obtuse angle. A don’t mind a short walk
and this one didn’t disappoint me.
You can tell when a club becomes mature; we all sit down in the circle.
There was a visitor, ANKLE, and returnees who had only missed a week or
so. And we were into the charges too many to mention.
A good night put on by GRADUATE. A well-marked run that scored
10/10, or was it 10/20, and lots of good food for the carnivores and
for the thin ones.
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and last but not least the W..... shirt
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Not Yet at His Place - run 2054 |
Sorry, no notes or photos this week. |
Spread 'em at Holloways - run 2053 |
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It is surprising where Hashers get to when they travel!! |
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DQ/SLAG’S ‘DARK RUN’ run 2052 |
Numbers
attending were down probably due mainly to it being a holiday weekend,
and maybe because some footy celebratory hangovers, however the keen
hashers were advised that trail was marked on white chalk arrows (how
original) and some shredded paper, and Slag also warned that we
were in for a brisk walk to complete the rather long course in an
hour. Off we went down the hill and across the park to the
bridge where Tutti turned off, leaving Twisty and Rubber Dick to chase
after the briskly walking pack.
After
about an hour Defeatus arrived back to wait for Manu Manu who was not
too far behind him. Hashers gradually all arrived back
saying it would have been better to have set the run in reverse so that
the park (in the dark) section was up first, and the footpaths were at
the end. On a quick count we realized Twisty and RD were missing
and it was decided that Defeatus would search on foot along the trail,
and Slag would drive his mobile drink stop around some of the
roads. Happily Twisty and RD wandered in on their own a
little later and we were all soon enjoying a drink and nibbles together.
The
GM got the circle going and dragged the two hares out the front and
Prickle Magnet said the trail was well marked except for the park where
they couldn’t find any marks but still gave it a 5……..there was then a
deduction of 2 for losing two hashers…..still a 3 out of 10 isn’t too
bad! Of
course Twisty and RD had to be charged for getting lost in the dark
night; Slag was charged for losing them and DQ was charged for not
going out there to find them. Returnees were
Reflux and Manu Manu.
We all thoroughly
enjoyed the yummy nosh of corned beef, veggies and white sauce, so
thanks DQ for stepping up to the plate and holding the run in lieu of
Nostrildumass
On, on, Tutti |
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"The Shirt" returns |
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Super run in Stratford - run 2051 |
Quite
a large group gathered at the home of our RA for this week's run. It is
on chalk, the run splits into runners and walkers were the
instructions. Off we went round the streets of Stratford where we have
been a couple or more times before. Before long we came to a R and an
arrow which was taken to be the runners split so the walkers meandered
around looking for their trail, eventually finding trail the other side
of the road. The walkers only had a short walk for, the reason for this
will stay with the RA!! Back a the circle and where Artful
Dodger, from the UK, was welcomed as a visitor, Layback, Twisted Sista
and Rubber were welcomed back as were Groper and Mole.
Charges were laid, including one for all POM's for some reason!!
The raffle was drawn and Prickle won a bottle of wine and then managed
to pull Helmet's name out the box for the second prize!
Twisted was awarded the talking stick and Groper, Graduate and
Spread'um were charged for something or other. Knock Back was
farewelled, she is off round the country for a few weeks before
returning to Switzerland. |
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The
GM closed the circle and then the fun began. Mole decided that Defeatus
had worn his yellow shirt just one too many times so attacked it and
him, helped by Spread'um until the GM's shirt was in tatters!!
He wore part of round his head, Ninja style, and vowed "It will be BACK"
We hope not!!!
Nosh was superb as usual, thanks to Mrs Super Stalk once again! |
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Gov's Turn - run 2049 |
A
good size pack turned up for Gov's run at Holloways Beach, surprising
really since the 2050th celebrations were held at the weekend!
Off we went on a well marked trail around the suburb. Back at the
circle a run report and a walker's report was given ending up with a
score of 10 - what out of is anyone's guess.
Visitors Lost and Found and Half Cut were welcomed with a drink.
Charges were laid both from the weekend and tonight's run.
Thanks were extended to the committee for an excellent weekend away.
Nosh was served and it is on on to next week's run at the abode of Super Stalk. |
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2050th Celebration run |
Click the photo below for all the photos of the fun at Innot Hot Springs |
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The GM does it! - run 2048 |
It
was the turn of our illustrious GM, Defeatus, to hold a run. He chose a
new venue in Macnamara Street and sent us away with the words "the
trail was there and then it rained, the trail was there again and then
it rained again, it is on shredded paper and Lost and Found style
arrows," not a good omen!! Off we went along Anderson Street and
into the bush trail before the cemetery, out along the drain and that
is where L&F came in to it, we lost trail, found trail and lost it
again. Some turned back, some did follow trail all the way and some
took a short-cut even though walking for over an hour!
Back in the circle the GM gave the run report, great run, best this
year and awarded himself 10/10. Nostrildumass gave a walker's report,
reported the run as sh.t and awarded 2/10.
Returnee's returned and the RA was charged for missing the chance to
have heavy rain on the GM's run. Legless was a stand-in L&F charged
with a run that mimicked his own - Lost and Found trail!! |
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The
GM then, after giving a long speech, handed over to the RA for a
naming. Simona is to be known hereafter, in Hash circles, as Knock Back.
KT was awarded the wank.. shirt by DQ for reasons known only to KT and DQ.
Nosh had been prepared by Teepee and was scrumptious as usual, even
down to the decadent strawberries and dipping chocolate.
On on to the away weekend at Innot Hot Springs - HOTorNOT at Innot |
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Slag's run in Edmonton - run 2045 |
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No GM or AssGM tonight, no Mole either so we had to make do with the RA as stand in GM!!
The hare said the run was on chalk with no hills, no shiggy and no
water and surprisely he was telling the truth! Off we went on a very
well marked run/walk around the suburb.
Back at the keg the hare was down downed in the usual way after a run
report and walkers report, some complicated maths and a score I cannot
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Simona
was welcomed as visitor after letting everyone know she was not a
virgin! Other charges followed and the circle wrapped up pretty quickly
so we could then enjoy lovely bread rolls, roast beef and pork and
salads. Thanks Slag.
On on to Master Farter's virgin hare run next week. |
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W.A.W. in Manunda - run 2043 |
A pack of 30 turned up at the well-used Blantyre Close abode of our esteemed Wait a while. A jolly and vocal lot they were too.
Out the back gate we spilled and into immediate confusion. A 360 degree check.
So many ways to go ...so few people actually checking. Surprise,
surprise the trail went a surprising way....up the giant drain that
runs alongside W.A.Ws abode. And a jolly steep step down into the drain
it was too.
The trail meandered here and there and next thing we knew the trail was
run and plaintive calls of DUNNO,...DUNNO...open the gate. The
erstwhile Dunno had stayed behind to helpfully cook the onions and
snags for nosh but open the back gate he did.
McTaf’s run report was full of all the usual palaver..ie..a great urban
run. full of views of peoples bathroom windows and the smell of dinners
cooking. Some of it was true most of it wasn’t but that’s a run report
for you. However a mighty 2 out of 10 was achieved by the hare so all’s
right with the world.
Stand in G.M. 49er welcomed returnees: Super, Stroker, Not Yet, Chopper and Swampy.
Visitors welcomed: Goesdown, TinyTool, MCTAF AND bettyBoop.
Charges:
DQ promptly charged Weed and TuttiFrutti for starting their own
circle(rightly so..)No dissenting in Hash.
Betty charged herself for failing to do the trail and Dancing Queen
owned up and charged herself for the same.
Master Farter was charged for something to do with springing up some
part of a monkey , or it could be springing up a tree like a monkey,
maybe.
W.A.W charged 49er for failing to recognize visiting GMS who promptly took a drink.
W.A.W also charged STROKER for moaning to him about making sure the
trail wasn’t too taxing as he (Stroker) had already walked the dog that
day.
Kotey charged Super with a very noticable Media Tart award and
how right she was too. Very noticable indeed.
mcTaf charged Weed for failing to inform the hash pack about certain
lurking dangers and Not Yet was charged with Viagra abuse.oooh, painful.
Awards were not awarded as they have gone missing and Super and Swampy
won the raffle prizes but had to fight over the one prize. Graduate did
win the low profile award and Weed won the Pro look alike award for
impersonating Pro’s sitting down in the circles abilities. A rowdy and
heckle filled circle but fun all the same. Thanks W.A.W.
Notes courtesy: BettyBoop. |
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Full Moon Run - run 2041 |
A
merry band of some 28 or so hashers met at Fiddler's abode at Holloways
Beach to celebrate the full moon. We were soon off on the walk along
the scrubland bordering the beach then around the suburb including
walking through a couple's garden - oops! Weed called first drink stop
and it was - back at Fiddler's! Off again through more bushland with
signs pointing out the various bushes, trees and birds - who said
Hashers were uneducated? Back at Fiddler's and the circle got
underway with a eye looking out for the rising moon. Down to the beach
and Dunno used his boy scout skills and got a fire going (with a little
- lot - of help? from others) Koty produced some very fine nibbles
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The
circle continued with the hare being charged for the excellent run,
various other charges followed including one for Dancing Queen for
actually having a birthday today. |
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Mole led the charge down to the beach to watch the moon rise.... and then back when the moon did not oblige! |
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Back down onto the beach as the moon rose over the mountains/low clouds. |
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The camp fire burned and some hashers sat around it while others went back to the house and the keg. |
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Dunno
was busy cooking while Mole was preparing salads at breakneck speed.
Nosh was soon served, a lovely spread of meats, fried onions and salads. |
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A lovely run, wonderful food, great company and a full moon - what more could we want?
A big thank you for those who worked hard to put on this wonderful run, Fiddler, Mole, Koty, Weed and many others. |
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Mole in Smithfield - run 2039 |
A
band of Hashers, determined to be brave and merry, met on a building
site windswept straight from Mawson’s Hut in Antarctica. It was Molè’s run and she started the proceedings with recognition of the traditional owner of the site, namely Superstalk. Amid encouragements of “get control; get control”, Defeatus lapsed into a “Shut the f… up; Shut the f… up” rhythm,
which only encouraged the masses. It is lonely at the top, as they say;
or is it the corollary about cream rising to the top. Whatever, he was
talking to those who personally didn’t give a f……
It was touching to see TeePee helping Pro across every road and intersection, after he came back from the dead to join us again. We have an awesome responsibility to look after those who can’t look to the right and look to the left. Being now revered, Pro was asked to give a run report and gave it 1.5, a guesstimate unchallenged by the more nimble in our midst. Defeatus was
on about Breakaway Circles again, and really went into La La Land when
he romanced about Harriettes trying to get into his pants, amidst
groans of derision from Snyce, Mofl, Spreadum, 49er, and all the other Harriettes too numerous to mention.
Handbrake returned for a Down Down, as did Pro, who basked in the attention until Koty started on about, “He didn’t pay last week”. Nostradumarse came all the way from suburban Cooktown again and protested that he was a regular.
Koty was charged for giving gratuitous advice on the run, as was Spreadum and Fuckenell. Dunno and Wait a While for talking in the circle. Kneetrembler for sitting in the dark in a recess sheltered from the wind. Nomi for not talking for once. 49er for being 49er as couldn’t think of any charges.
49er finally remembered to bring the hash shirt even though Royal T has put it out every week for her, and she gave it to Nostradumarse for being Nostradumarse.
Weed did
a great job of providing an ideal Hash setting with a burning brazier,
a truck for leaning against, and just-right BBQ steaks. Molè
provided some interesting salads with crunchy bits and chocolate
gluten-free cake to die for. A most enjoyable evening and a return to
the old style Hash nights. |
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Retard's Run - run 2038 |
A
cool night, a long run, a visit by Noltrildamous, a Pro "attention
seeking stunt" and an usually quiet bunch of Hashers was tonight's run.
Lovely Nosh from TeePee. |
Snyce in Redlynch - run 2036 |
A
very small band of hashers were either brave enough or silly enough to
venture out to Redlynch for Snyce's run. It was wet, not only was it
wet it was very, very wet!! No trail 'cos Dunno reckoned it had
been washed away - oh yeh!! Maps were provided and off we went, great
fun trying to hold a torch, an umbrella and a map and work out where we
were going. Out along the Redlynch roads we went. Past St Andrew's
school and turned into Michelangelo Drive, up there and turn right said
the map then left into Shaw Road. Along Shaw Road and eventually to
Harvey Road, not for the walkers, back along the railway line we came,
crossed over the paddock and short cutted back to the circle.
Retard gave the walkers report and scored 7 and a half out of ten.
Super gave a lovely version of the runners run which included a swollen
creek complete with dead bodies swirling past and dead cows with their
feet in the air. I told you it was raining!
Charges were laid including the whole pack for not following trail. Pro
was charged for standing in the circle. A charge he moaned and whinged about!
Nosh was a nice hot pasta dish, just what we needed on a cold wet night. Thanks Snyce. |
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TP at TP's - run 2035 |
A
small group of hashers met at TP's home at Kewarra Beach. Retard soon
had us on our way with instructions that the run was on shredded paper,
no deep rocky drains and no shiggy!! Oh yeh, this hasher had inside
knowledge that the run went down into the creek bed BUT there was a way
around it to meet up with trail. Off we went, came to the creek bed and
many of us walkers went the "way around" Under the highway we went,
along banks of drains, much the annoyance of wallaby that bounded down
the drain next to us. Eventually back to the keg and TP was down downed
even though she tried to insist it was Retard's run. |
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The
circle got underway with visitors Bo Peep and Juggler and returnee
Bernie who was sporting a purple, sparkly plaster caste having broken
her wrist during the dangerous sport of gardening. Pro was charged for
sitting in the circle, as usual, but the time he excelled himself by
sitting in the hot tub! |
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Charges
were laid and the guilty ones were treated to a drink. 49er began a
very protracted game of catch the tit - some sort of bonding session
maybe? |
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Bernie
was named, she will, for evermore, go by the name of Crackpot. Tutti
Fruitie's birthday was celebrated by a melodious chorus of Hashy
Birthday. |
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Tasty nosh was eaten, topped off by home made birthday cake from Tuttie. A great night!! |
Legless - at Greenslopes Street - run 2034 |
A
frantic SMS from Legless at 7.30am changing the venue of tonight’s hash
from a park with no shelter to the old stand-by of the BBQ area in
Greenslopes Street. A quick change to the web page while Legless
continued letting other hashers know. Something worked as a merry
band of hashers turned up at the right place. Away we went, the
run marked on chalk – all washed away and now marked, apparently, with
strips of bed sheets from Legless’ bed!! Original to say the
least! A map was provided and this hasher kept with those who
could see the map without glasses!!
Through the gardens we went, past the Lakes resort, over the railway
line, diced with death over the highway and settled down to walk along
part of the cycle path on the new airport connection road at the end of
Lake Street. Back over the highway, over the million dollar
German bridge and back to the keg through the muddy pathways at the
base of Mt Whitfield.
Back at the keg the circle eventually got underway after Defeatus had
administered to a backpacker who was not very well. An ambulance was
called and with the backpacker safely in the hands of the paramedics
the circle commenced.
Legless was down-downed in the usual way. Crunchy Crack was welcomed as
a visitor and Master Farter, Far Canal, Graduate and Reflux were
welcomed as returnees.
Charges were laid including a charge for Legless from Pro for not
having directional arrows on her map, not really hard Pro as we were
told which direction to head off in and it was a circular route!!
Spread
'em was charged for spreading herself over the back of a bus and a
lively rendition of "The Hash Waltz" was laa-laad LAAAD by us all.
The "shirt" was presented to Retard - why not!! Guv is still apparently
enjoying the wooden stick and I am not sure what happened to the t.t as
the last I saw of it was 49er throwing it at Koty.
Nosh
was bit of a problem as Legless had not provided plates, some hashers
had their own and Mole came to the rescue with mini plates disguised as
plastic cups. Nosh was tasty and soon finished and another hash run
came to an end.
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Poh-kee's Virgin Run - run 2032 |
Poh-kee
had her inaugural run on 1st of June in Edmonton. It was a
glorious run that started with us wading through a creek, and then
traversing through the moors of Scotland, and ended with us walking
back along the road. The walkers report was given by a newcomer
that some named, ‘Dryfit’ because of her aversion to getting her feet
wet. This fine newcomer loved the walk so much that she gave it a
10/10! That’s got to be a first! The runners report was
delivered by all three of the runners, because they all wanted to tell
us of their adventures of getting lost in the bush and somehow ending
up near McDonald’s. They appeared to enjoy getting lost, and
arrived 30 minutes after the rest of us had gobbled all the nibblies.
The charges started with 49er charging Royal T, because they couldn’t
have made it home without his subtle hints so that they were able to
stay on trail. 49er was only getting going, because she then
charged Pro for not wanting to swim by himself in the pool.
Defeatist charged Royal T for making a run that was too short.
Poh-kee the hare was charged for only providing scotch to a few of her
favourites at the drink stop. (If only I’d known…)
The raffle winners were 49er and Nommy.
A big Happy Birthday was sung to Dancing Queen, who stood in for the
birthday girl, No Knickers, because they look so similar.
After the circle we had the best winter comfort food that I have tasted
since forever – corned beef with cabbage and bacon, carrots and roast
potatoes.
Lots of upcoming events were mentioned – The Full Moon Run, The Bike
Run, and the camping weekend at Innot Hot Springs. See the site
for details. Thanks to Poh-kee for a great event, and Dancing
Queen for giving a helping hand. May there be many more! |
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MOLE'S STAR WARS RUN - run 2031 |
The
pack gathered at Mole and Weeds place on an overcast and miserable
night, some turned up with models made of silver paper , Pith
helmets were worn, some had star wars masks on, some should
have kept them on, any way the GM called the pack to order and Mole
told us were to go , to the gate and work it out your self's. The
run walk was good Tuttie fell in the only bit of shiggy on the run ,
she was ok, then we get to the beach and crossed a inlet , on the other
side is a sign CROCS HAVE BEEN SEEN HERE RECENTLY. Every one made it to
the drink stop thankfully. Back to the on on and nibbles and the
normal bull shit .
The GM then called the circle, and got TP to give the run report, and
she gave it a score of 7, which I find hard to believe, I was with here
on the run she never stoped moaning [not this way, were are we going,
this is a long way,] that was TP.
Swampy was given the stiff arm for talking that's not unusual ,
Zaps arm was so long the stiff arm did not go over his elbow so he had
no trouble drinking with it on, others were charged for various things
, then what every one waits for the raffle was drawn, Kotex and Hand
brake were the winners Both very excited with their win?
Lots of announcements were made, about up and coming events just read
the web page they will all be on there, then a lone Townsville Hasher
turned up, a Pythagararse look a like.
On On Dunno Luv you all
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MANU MANU’S MANUNDA MEANDER - run 2029 |
Hashers
set off from the private courtyard of Liquid Tiles and headed S/E,
massing at the concrete strip in the middle of Spence Street and all
wondering which way to go. On, on was called to
go South so off we went into the dark, bridged areas of Chinaman Creek
(I think), past the PO and back along Mulgrave Road. Not a very
inventive trail but quite easy walking.
The
GM decided to give the run report which seemed to go on, and on, until
someone gave it a 6.3. Returnees were Not Yet, Fiddler
Brett. No Virgins, because as Mole said, “They didn’t
cum”. We did identify twins attending in the persons of Weed and
Not Yet wearing identical clothing.
Other
charges were Spreadem charged Retard for blowing his whistle in
her ear? TP protecting her property when floods threatened;
Pro for NOT sitting in the circle; Fiddler for peeing in the creek on
last weekend’s run – surely that is permitted! Some standins were
summoned, namely Brett as Defoetist, Bendy and TP for somethingorother
and Pro for being confused about Chris and Mofl’s
relationship. Of course Spreadem gave The Shirt to
Retard for being a pest, and someone (can’t read my writing) was given
the Soft Titty, for some reason!
Other
business. Fiddler mentioned how good the Oak Park Races are
and that they will be on the 3/4th July. Mole
welcomed Harriettes to the monthly luncheon at Cazalys on
Wednesday. Raffles were won by Not Yet and Weed (so my sketchy
notes say)
We had a naming - Brett has been welcomed into Cairns HHH as Zap – evidently he has something to do with electric wiring.
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MOFL in Brinsmead - run 2028 |
The
usual hordes gathered at the Baseball Grounds at Brinsmead for MOFL’s
run, set in beautiful surroundings and under the glow of a full moon.
There was a bit of howling but not one moon was seen mooning the
moon. DEFEATUS declined to come so 49ER stepped in and
showed remarkable rabble control by getting all the Hashers up from
their comfortable seats to stand in a circle. Virgin CHRIS was
subjected to the usual ribald welcome, and returnee SPINAFIX was given
a beer. Some onlookers complained that 49ER didn’t stick to the
protocol, but she countered with, “It’s my circle, I can do what I like”.
There were too many charges to repeat here but about half of the
ensemble made their up front for a “down down”. The Kiwi’s, SPREADUM,
TUTTI-FRUTTI and 49ER had to go up because the rest of us were sick of
hearing about them winning the footie, so they did a bit of a victory
Haka.
POH-KEE awarded her shirt to SPREADEM for the same reason. DUNNO said
he didn’t lose the Wooden Stalk, somebody stole it when he was at
FIDDLER’S, and which Harriette was it he wondered?. SLAG said he didn’t
steal it; it was put in his car when he wasn’t looking. FIDDLER gave a
dick-torch to GROUPER, the one he left at her place, and he wondered
why the batteries were flat. SPINAFIX got into trouble with 49ER for
singing the little boy song.
MOFL and FIDDLER won the raffle again. MOFL must have realised that we
had had our fill of chips and dips and gave us mini kirsches and
sausage rolls for nibbles, followed by great trays of food. There
wasn’t an empty stomach in the house.
Oh yes, we had a run as well, and the scorers gave MOFL a negative 0.9
which the scribe thought was unfair, seeing as all the arrows were so
neatly done, and all pointing in the right direction.
WEED announced a special full-moon run at FIDDLER”S place for the 1st
August; wondered why TEE PEE chose the shortest day of the year for her
run; and reminded us that Run 2013 on the 25 May at 14 Poolwood Road,
Kewarra Beach will be held on the anniversary of the release of the
first Star Wars movie in 1977, and that we could sport some Star Wars memorabilia for the run.
Scribe Royal T. |
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Fiddler at Holloways - run 2026 |
Pro arrived early so had to put up with comments from everyone as they arrived. Pro early?? Unheard of.
The trail is on chalk, flour and shredded flour bag said our hare
Fiddler as we set of into the wilds of Holloways Beach. The trail went
through streets and undergrowth until we were at the drink stop,
apparently with a sea view but by this time it was dar!
Back at the circle and the Ass GM ran her virgin circle. Pro stood
while others sat, another 1st for Pro. Fiddler was down downed and then
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Pro,
of course, for cumming early, Graduate for giving him something to look
at while he waited. Snyce ended up with the stick and Pokey with the
wank.. shirt. Fiddler was charged for serving the drink stop
drink in the mop bucket - it had been bleached she said! Brett took the
down down and was presented with the rubbery tit.
Far Canal was charged for having a birthday.
Nosh was great - huge amount of nibbles and then a lovely main course.
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Koty & Groper - run 2025 |
South
to Forest Gardens went the pack this week, to the home of Koty. The run
is on chalk, shredded paper and plastic strips said Groper as we all
set off to the wilds of White Rock, taking our life in our hands as we
dodged the speeding cars on the highway. On and on and on we went, just
as we thought we were nearly at the drink stop it did not materialise!
Off through dark parks we went, the walkers gave the last bit of
parkland a miss and headed for the drink stop! Just as well as there
was a large dog running loose, more on this later!
Drink stop at last and then the long trek back. Are we there yet??
The walkers report was given by Dunno and a score of 3 awarded. Then
Supa gave his version of the run with a tale of fighting off a large
dog by barking at it! He reckons he had clocked up over 8kms on the run
and awarded .5 as a score
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Snyce
was charged for trying to lead Pro astray in the dark parkland and then
being nice to him when they returned. Spread'em was charged for talking
real estate while on the walk. DQ then joined them for some waffled
tale about charging Betty Boop who now lives in Canberra!!?? |
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Koty was charged with asking Helmet for shredded paper and then having
a go at him for not having enough!! No idea what Prickle was charged
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Slag was charged for spilling beer over the nice clean wan..r shirt. Mole awarded him the shirt for this heinous crime |
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Diamond, the dog, asked Royal T if he could set a run!! |
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Nomi scored run of the month and Groper and Koty got the "stick" to play with for the next month.
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MOFL's Meander - run 2024 |
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run was not marked but on written clues, in print big enough to see
without your glasses!! Off the runners and walkers went, splitting into
two groups soon after. The clues took both packs to the drink stop on
the Nard and then back to the circle at the BBQ area at Greenslopes
Street which had by that time been invaded by half a dozen French
backpackers cooking their evening meal of noodles and charging their
mobile phones!
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The circle got underway with the hare being charged along with Sodome for some reason or another.
Mole had persuaded her sister and niece that there is no nicer way to spend a Monday night than at Hash.
Short-cutters were down-downed and so was Bill who had managed clear
the circle with a bodily function! Can't remember DQ's misdemeanor but
I am sure it was a good charge!
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W-A-W was charged with sitting in the circle and was rewarded with a drink.
Bill is to known from henceforth as Master Farter - arise Master Farter! |
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Spock had a farewell drink, he and Bouncer are off on another caravan trip. Nosh was served - on on to next week's run. |
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Supa Stalk's Stratford Stroll - run 2023 |
Runners
go up the hill and walkers go down were the instructions from the hare.
Off we went with Legless really not knowing if she was going to run or
walk but she did go down (the hill.) Through the wilds of the leafy
suburb we went following trail, through the outskirts of Jalarra Park
and back out to Kumerunga Road. Alongside the railway the trail went
with some of the hashers attempting high-wire walking over the railway
bridge. TP, being near to the gound, did not notice the bridge and two
harriettes were seen actually being sensible and crossing the road
further down to avoid the bridge altogether.
Past the bowls club and off down the road to Dave's boatyard and the real fear of crocodiles!!
Back along the highway, down the road by the fruit barn, a few near
death encounters along the road near the gymnastics hall and back to
Supa's.
Circle got underway with the hare being down - downed in the usual
manner. Quite a few returned including Tadmore, Prickle, Helemt, Pokey
and W-A-W.
Charges were laid including one for the harriettes who short cutted.
The raffle was drawn and won and lasagne and salads were enjoyed.
As Pro has decided he would rather "go south" than hold the Easter
Monday run it will be held at the usual time at the BBQ area
Greenslopes St Edge Hill |
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